Chromebook

Piece of shit computer that is somehow slower than my Macintosh II from 1987. Takes forever to load my assignments, then the school puts spyware on it that also slows it down. They lock down your account so you can’t make it any faster. Finally, they rob you of your storage space. Google must have some kind of deal to sell these piece of crap computers to the schools.

David: Why the fuck are my assignments not loading.

Lily: Probably because this thing is slow as shit.
David: *Throws Chromebook across the room*

Chromebook by JannRickles February 2, 2026

chromebook kid 

A kid at school who is always on their laptop. Often used to refer to geeky kids who are probably in anime club and use tumblr as their main source of media.

“Ugh there are so many chromebook kids on this bus. That’s why it smells so weird.”

“Dude my class is full of chromebook kids, it’s so awkward.”

“Oh man I thought he was okay , come to find out he’s a closeted chromebook kid.”

chromebook kid by LordOnionIsAll May 24, 2018

Chromebook gaming 

when you somehow unblock sites on your school chromebook, so you decide to go on now.gg and play roblox in school.
( this was done on a guajome chromebook)

Friend 1 "I'm chromebook gaming!" Friend 2 "cool!"

Chromebook gaming by Kid from guajome December 7, 2022

Chromebook (the bad version) 

A low quality shit tier computer that middle schools hand out. This version doesnt have the touch screen, and is thus inferior and a big piece of electronic shit.

Chromebook (the bad version)s were being handed out at the cafeteria.

Chromebook (the bad version) by EDP4040450 February 1, 2022

chromebook geek 

Someone who figured out how to use a useless thing, but usually gets laughed at.

Person 1: This girl I met some days ago...
Person 2: What about her?
Person 1: figured out how to play Minecraft, COD, and VALORANT on her RTX Intel i47 64 TB RAM 1024 TB Storage Chromebook and beat me all of those games
Person 2: So she's a chromebook geek?
Person 1: I mean, she made a useless web browsing child device into a gaming pc!
Person 3: Person 1, your new girl is just a stupid person who never understands what things can and cannot do.

chromebook geek by iExtensionClutch January 4, 2021

Chromebook Niggas 

Niggas so broke they really be using they school-provided chromebooks

chromebook niggas really be fingering they assholes😂🖕🏿

Chromebook Niggas by Nigga hole December 20, 2019

Chromebook Rat

Someone that is always on their school provided Chromebook, even at home, playing games on it. Pretty much a Chromebook addict.

Person 1: "Bro John's the biggest Chromebook rat ever, he's always playing games in class."
Person 2: "I know, somebody gotta take it.

Chromebook Rat by Luccafish May 21, 2023