christians

A Christian is a type of revolving magnetic hold-all used for the transportation of bees in certain parts of Belgrade and all British counties beginning with S. The first Christians were made of tiny metallic hooks which were mined by zebras and stitched together by drunken daleks in a big wobbly igloo on the moon. Christians have a relative density of three-and-a-bit and the atomic number twelvety.

Those triangular things behind you, with the handles and the wheels are Christians.

by Snookyplops July 11, 2007

Christians

So called "followers" of Christianity who, despite their claims that all muslims are terrorists, always steer clear of the fact that they killed thousands of them in the crusades.

So all muslims are terrorists huh? But what about Christians slaughtering thousands of Muslims in the Crusades, and abusing minorities everyday?

by sjbay900 February 4, 2012

christies beach

Cool place, but druggies will chase you and try to steal your shoes if they don't make their bus. Watch out cause those cunts are pissed. Had to hide in the school there once at like 1:00am cause some bitch wanted my thongs and got here 500 children to go looking for me. Also where everyone gets spray paint and crap.

Hey dad some chick just tried to steal my shoes and I had to hide in the school until she and her offspring left "well thats christies beach for ya"

by monmon555 December 12, 2013

christinian

A girl who is really pretty and makes you the happiest person ever. She is the best thing in this world and you would be lucky to have her but sadly shes taken by M3. Their are luckily for you more then one in this world named christinian so be on the look out.

Christinian NOthing more beautiful takes your heart. If Christian her name is a guy you wont have any luck cx. Make sure you know its really her cuz this name is rare for only one reason shes the dream girl of your life.

by ODysselum PLUs Christinian January 12, 2014

chrisitina

Short little blonde girl who is friends with other short people who are also blonde. She isn’t very smart and all her friends do not know how to spell

Look how Chrisitina she is

by Charlie9669 February 6, 2018

Christiansfeld

The worst city in the world. Can be used to say how you hate where you live.
There is also a good side of Christiansfeld. Christiansfeld is where the special species "Christiansfeld Bois" belong.
Christiansfeld Bois are one of the strongest gangs in the world. But there are not a lot of them.

Guy: "Aye nigga where you live?"
Nigga: "I fucking live in Christiansfeld"
Guy: "Oh shit, you must be a poor nigga"

by Christiansfeld Boi March 13, 2018

Christians

A type of christian is a narcissist who believes in toxic perfectionism and superior complexes. They also claim to believe in “purity” but then they say “god created man to fit woman. god made man to procreate bla bla bla” implying that humans only purpose is to have sex. But then they slut shame everyone and imply that sex is bad. But then they shame people who don’t want kids??? This type of christian is bipolar and a sheep. They live their life and make every decision based on a mistranslated book, and then wonder why everyone thinks they’re generic and boring. They also say love is important but would rather a gay person fake being in a happy marriage with a woman. Christianity is about appearance and looking “pristine” when really you’re not perfect, and really aren’t in the place to dictate others lives.

Not all christians are bad, but so many are so brain dead it makes my skin crawl. They’re bipolar too! They say one thing but then totally contradict themselves. Which just goes to prove their views aren’t fact, they’re just made up from the top of their tiny head <3

by annoyingrats.com December 25, 2021