Sexual position in which two hands are entered into the vagina, moved apart to widen said vagina, and then face inserted between the hands. Derives its name from the eyes being pinned between hands and stretched backward.
"Dude, I totally just gave my girlfriend a Chinese Astronaut. I must have looked like a chink in there!"
by NigNogger November 6, 2009
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Other notable products include one-dollar chicken sticks and steamed buns.
Flushing residents often eat here, conveniently located on Main Street, when they are low on money.
Other notable products include one-dollar chicken sticks and steamed buns.
Flushing residents often eat here, conveniently located on Main Street, when they are low on money.
Person 1: Boy i'm hungry.
Person 2: What do you wanna eat?
Person 1: uh.. I only have 4 dollars
Person 2: Perfect, let's go get some chinese spot
Person 2: What do you wanna eat?
Person 1: uh.. I only have 4 dollars
Person 2: Perfect, let's go get some chinese spot
by paul ee oh October 13, 2009
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The materials (generally metals but also parts such as gears, springs, screws, electronics, woods etc) used in manufactoring products made in China. Which vary in performance/quality due to disreputable quality control. Which in turn, leads to the same products potentially being different, and in rare cases, even dodgy.
"I don't understand! We have the exact same gel blasters, why is yours better than mine?"
"Chinesium Alloy mate."
"Fucking budget cuts!"
- Two Aussies in a backyard in Queensland.
"I didn't trust guitars made in china 10 years ago, Chinesium alloy was a major factor back then. Good thing it's changed now."
"This circuit board fried to the shithouse. Hmm. Must be the chinesium alloy."
"Chinesium Alloy mate."
"Fucking budget cuts!"
- Two Aussies in a backyard in Queensland.
"I didn't trust guitars made in china 10 years ago, Chinesium alloy was a major factor back then. Good thing it's changed now."
"This circuit board fried to the shithouse. Hmm. Must be the chinesium alloy."
by Maximus Penetratus January 6, 2019
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This jackass behind me has been riding my bumper for 10 minutes. Let's set up a Chinese roadblock and see if we can get him to have a coronary.
by A-Damage April 7, 2011
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Get the Bucket of Chinese Food (BCF) mug.by cwf93 October 9, 2014
Get the chinese bicycle mug.A term that is used to describe when people who when tickled or stimulated in some way they begin to fold up like a transformer and squeal like a raging homosexual.
Guy 1: Bro, all i did was touch him on the side and he fukin started caving in on himself!
Guy 2:Sounds like a Chinese Folding Man bro.
Guy 2:Sounds like a Chinese Folding Man bro.
by TheDumbruh January 9, 2019
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