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chodealitis

When a person is small and fat with a bald head. It is a life changing disease which impacts a small majority of people about 0.3%. A cure is yet to be found but people that suffer are greatly disadvantaged and cant have kids because of their micro penis'.
Person 1: Poor Samuel, he got 'Chodealitis'.

Person 2: How upsetting, that's devastating!
by CA2K August 24, 2021
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Chodeyah

He is a skinny boy who never sleeps, he really loves the color pink and eats random food at random times. He usually gets all the girls because he is lightskinned and slightly muscular. Amazing family man and loves his siblings… he does get bullied by older 1’s because they cooler then him!!!
Older siblings: Yoo Chodeyah look what’s on your shirt

Chodeyah: looks down on his shirt

Older siblings: flicks Chodeyah in the nose

Chodeyah: your annoying
by Your mom 🤌🫐 June 7, 2022
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chodemaxxing

When you push your Johnson inward to increase the girth and circumference for the price of length (the opposite to jelqing)
I was so bored in Mr.Kuckos class I just had to start chodemaxxing
by Alex🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 February 28, 2024
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Chodemaxxing

The action of pushing your Johnson inward to increase the girth and the price of length
“Yo Alex Mr.Townsend caught me chodemaxxing in class, am I cooked?” -Tamir
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Chodenado

A tornado which is wider than it is tall.

Synonym: wedge tornado.
The Greensburg Chodenado killed 13 people and caused over a quarter million dollars in damages.
by gunghickuwa March 17, 2024
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chodemaxxing

Father Chode’s prime form of edging. Chodeing is when someone edges their cock until they almost reach maximum pleasure. Chodemaxxing is when someone has a passion to chode and will chode daily.
Im on my chode grind, I’m chodemaxxing. I love fucking chodeing dude
by zalkain April 17, 2024
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chobeda

A compliment for black men to let them know how hot and strong and attractive they are (can only be used by men)
Person1:"im really not feeling like myself today man..."
Person2:"nah dude you're a chobeda"

Person1:"thanks man i needed that"
*both start to make out with each other*
by Helotes May 31, 2024
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