holy cheez-it

A cheez-it that god made.

OH MA LORD ITS A HOLY CHEEZ-IT

by Yuhihavenoideawhatimdoinghere June 17, 2021

Cheeze it

A more polite way to say "Jesus". Often used as a correction.

Person: "JESUS! Stop lying you idiot!"

Christian:" Did you just use the Lord's name in vain!?!"

Person: "I said cheeze it! CHEEZE IT!"

by Narikku February 04, 2009

beez cheez

SEX CHEESE!!!! The thing to eat when getting down and dirrtay.

"While me and him were getting it on I had me a craving for that beez cheez!"

by Twink the Kinkster November 30, 2004

Dub Cheez

Slang for a "double cheese burger" you get at McDonalds.

We's gotta to get a dub cheez.
We got's to get a dub cheez.

by raaanrdoanll2009 February 12, 2007

Flumunda Cheez

Oily, viscous residue on an unwashed male scrotum, usually peppered with bits of lint and/or trapped pubic hairs.

"Ay yo, hey, you want some Flumunda cheez?"
"The fuck is 'Flumunda cheez'?"
"Da cheez flumunda deez nutz, foo!"

by Hellzapoppin' October 04, 2018

Cheez Sack

A ripe, smelly, sweaty, unkept male scrotum. Cultivated after days or weeks of not bathing.

Man I got cheez sack. Smell my fingers. I just scratched muh ballllzzzzz.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2018

Chester Cheezing

Giving someone a hand job or masturbating (a self chester cheez) after having cheetos, doritos, or any other snack with a cheesy powder, thus giving the individual an orange dick.

April had a bunch of Nacho Cheese Doritos and gave me a handy, she was totally Chester Cheezing me.

by chestrrrr August 21, 2014