cheese grater

Grabbing someone by the hair and ribbing their face up and down along your grundle.

After the gym i went home and gave my girl a cheese grater.

by Big Rodboski October 6, 2019

Carlisle Cheese Grater

A sexual act of gathering several uncircumcised males with poor foreskin hygiene and doing a group cheese pull onto a woman’s face/mouth.

Yo dude me Tom, Mike, and Garrett pulled a Carlisle Cheese Grater on the town bop last night.

by Yertly Turtly August 14, 2025

Cheese Grater

When someone rubs a penis and or dildo up and down on a person's six pack.

That man's abs are perfect for the cheese grater.

by sexi mexi6969 January 7, 2011

Cheese on a grater tastes like paper

A random saying used to annoy someone out of sheer the sheer stupidity

May put someone in ponderment

A way of putting someone in a state of annoyance

“Cheese on a grater tastes like paper” says A

B says” would you stop it’s so annoying

CHEESE ON A GRATER TASTES LIKE PAPER

by Vexamon October 21, 2023

Cheese Grater

1; a metal object used to shave tiny pieces of cheese off of a block

2; the unholiest image on E621.net. If you mention this object to a Furry in an unorthodox or sexual manner, be advised about the consequences.

Person 1; Dude, this cheese grater would totaly fit up Sarah's-

Furry; DO NOT TRY IT!

Also Furry; war flashbacks

by Drunk Furry June 4, 2022

Scandinavian cheese grater

To do the Scandinavian cheese grater is to (as a man) ejaculate in and/or around the vagina and have her not wash it off for a week. The male then has to scrape the residue off with his teeth and tongue. Have fun!

Maggie babe you’re not getting in the shower are ya? I told my mates it’s Scandinavian cheese grater week!

by CH200andillstealurbitch November 1, 2017

Wisconsin "Cheese - Grater"

The act of pleasuring a man's genitals orally with the addition of firm, but gentle, usage of one's teeth.

TOEKNEE: "Damn grrrrrr - ole, thought you was bout to chomp off my D, but dat shiii was greeeaaaaaaat!!!"

KLASSIE: "I think you mean GRATE, baby."

TOEKNEE: "Da fek you talkin bout WUH - MAYNE? Das what I said. Grrrrrreeeeeeeaaattttttt."

KLASSIE: "I gave you a Wisconsin "Cheese - Grater" my love!"

TOEKNEE: "Get the F out of my office, Mom."

by Flooperzz August 24, 2025