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Champagne Punk

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"Champagne punk" simply infers that it is punk of the highest calibre, deriving from the saying, "a champagne moment" that means a very fine moment indeed. More often referred to in terms of comedy, for example David Letterman's fan site is called 'champagne comedy'.

"Champagne punk" (adjective) should not be confused with Chardonnay Punk(group noun). Champagne is a symbol of celebration for the middle and lower classes, whereas chardonnay which is traditionally associated with the upper classes has been used derogatorily to describe rich left wing persons that self-identify with the working classes, i.e.: "That chardonnay sipping hippy!".

This confusion is somewhat understandable due to the existence of the term champagne socialist, however because most punks do in fact come from middle class backgrounds, the comparison doesn't stand up on close examination. To confuse these two terms is not necessarily indicative that one is a dumb punk. However, it would be more accurate to instead refer to particularly socio-economically disadvantaged people who are members of the broader punk scene as gutter punks, to avoid ambiguity.
"That show rocked."

"Champagne punk at its best, mate."
by Megapossum October 26, 2018
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Champagnpapi

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The biggest hurensohn on earth, bullied by everyone and is a closet gay
Champagnpapi is such a whorechild bro man dude man
by Champagnpapi December 4, 2020
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Champagne Enema

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Champagne Enema, n.

A champagne enema is when the recipient lays down on their back with their legs in the air and a bottle of champagne is inserted in the ass and shaken. Remove the bottle and let her spray the champagne in the air.
Dude after we gave that girl a champagne enema we all gotta shower...
by Beans From Poughkeepsie February 6, 2010
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Fútbol Champagne

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Lionel Scaloni's favourite playing style.
Excuse me if I beat you, but this is the way fútbol champagne is.
by 1robuenosdias2dobrasil December 13, 2021
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Champagne Flute

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When an uncircumcised man pulls his foreskin high up over the end of his penis, forming a repository for liquids. His gay lover then proceeds to ejaculate into this skin-shaped cup, being very careful not to spill any of the delicious semen. Once the glass is full or the supply has run out, you may then proceed to drink from the glass, holding the stem ever so delicately with your thumb and index finger. A monocle is recommend for performing this sophisticated act.
I invited Ezra and Joey out for a drink on Saturday night, but they said they'd been up all night drinking out of their champagne flutes and couldn't make it to the bar. Maybe another time though, they replied.
by Deecon February 21, 2011
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champagne birthday

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Is when the day you were born corresponds with the age you are turning. Can be celebrated with drinking champagne. This is not always feasible or you may not be of drinking age yet.
Turning 19 on the 19th day of any month.
"Your gonna be 19 on the 19th, that's your champagne birthday. We're getting you smashed"
by rusk November 6, 2008
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