Caterpillar Fight Club

While many clubs might be difficult to join, not many have such unusual requirements for membership as the “Caterpillar Fight Club.”

It has been described as the club that no one wants to join. And those who become members do so, quite literally, by accident. All you need to do is successfully capture multiple monarch caterpillars, put them on a milkweed stalk and after they have gone to bed, in the middle of the night, one caterpillar will decide to wake up all the others for a thumping, whumping caterpillar fight and engage in a territorial battle violently striking each other over feeding territory.

“Did you hear about Shelby and Taylor?”

“Nah, what happened?”

“They got busted hosting a caterpillar fight club”

“WHAAAAT”

“Yeah dude, their fine was like 1,000 milkweeds per caterpillar as restitution”

by TardyB June 19, 2021

Caterpillar Wrestling

When two people wiggle their eyebrows against eachother and the first person to pull away loses.

We got really high and had a caterpillar wrestling tournament.

by rzrbrn April 1, 2022

Caterpillar that never hatches

When someone is punched in the dick so hard it comes through the Anus and sticks out the prolapsed anus like a cocoon.

I will give you a caterpillar that never hatches

by Sec8 July 16, 2022

Caterpillarify

To return to and/or evolve to a state similar of, or of a caterpillar.

For Halloween, Miles decided to caterpillarify himself.

by Caterpillarify Man August 25, 2022

Caterpillar Kiss

A caterpillar kiss should be defined as a man and a woman rubbing their chins together and kissing. Get it, cuz the circle of life.

Babe, you’re looking very hairy. Give me a caterpillar kiss to see if it’s time for a shave.

by D!ckface May 15, 2023

indian caterpillar

the unibrow on an indian person

hey ahmer has a cool indian caterpillar

by ghengis swan November 1, 2014

indian caterpillar

the unibrow on an indian person

hey ahmer has a cool indian caterpillar

by ghengis swan November 1, 2014