vancouver canucks

the nhl team that causes roiots they have dissapointed there fan 3 times during the nhl jesus all the guys do is be a dissapointment its also a team with plate a spaggheti for there logo and what the fuck was the flying v

man the vancouver canucks are a dissapointment

by jackball420 December 27, 2020

canuck

the typical Canadian, word used by Americans to describe their hockey playing northerly neighbours

ex, logan, don't be such a bitch ass fucking canuck, this is America for fuck sakes

by onaway definitions November 25, 2024

Canuck truck stop

In 2020 the Canadian dictatorship government had mandates installed for nearly two years till "The People had enough, they jumped in there rigs forming the largest convoy ever recorded and parked in Canucks town till the mandates are lifted.

Don't make me "Canuck truck stop" you bro.

by John Anada January 27, 2022

canuck

A portmanteau of the words "Canada" and "cuck" used to described the average Canadian person.

"Steve, a typical canuck, apologized profusely after he got stabbed by an Indian immigrant who took his job and family doctor"

by pepe8293741908237 July 28, 2023

The Leaky Canuck

When you're playing hockey and you get a really good goal and you leak a little.

"The goal was so good, he became the leaky canuck!"

by litorish January 21, 2021

Confederate Canuck Complex (CCC)

A condition where you act American, think Western, vote Conservative, feel betrayed by Ottawa… and then whisper, “But I’m a real Canadian” while polishing your rifle next to a maple leaf flag and a framed copy of the Charter.

"He’s got a lifted truck, a ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ bumper sticker, won’t shut up about Wexit, but still cries over Tim Hortons commercials — textbook Confederate Canuck Complex (CCC)."

by tin dysprosium May 16, 2025

Crazy Canuck

A Canadian version of a degenerate. Typically retarded at hockey and just play beer league hockey to practice their lumber-jack skills.

Most people say Canadians are nice…not a crazy Canuck.

Those Crazy Canuck’s are a bunch of degenerates, and they’re shit at hockey too. They’re can’t beat their wives so they take out their anger on other teams.

by Art Vandelay69 April 14, 2022