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a disease that already has a cure, but has not been released, and probably never will be due to the fact that the government are a bunch of stuck up ass wholes and are getting entirely too much money to stop now. This is also a form of population controll ,that could be purposely diagnosed to unfortunate babies at birth
Government: OMG! check out all this money were getting!! OH LOOK OVER THERE, so much population, set out the cancer again !
cancer by bigman manley man April 26, 2006
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"Your a cancer, i'm a sagidtaidararious. lets have sex"
cancer by Brad March 12, 2003
A zodiac sign that represents a well-mannered, intelligent person. Usually tall and slender, Cancer's are well-rounded, committed, and appealing to the eye.
Rachel is sexy but smart. She must be a Cancer!
cancer by corcor44 March 9, 2012
When something or someone is so cringy it gives you cancer
I was watching youtube and came across this channel of a 5 year old swearing, it was actual cancer omg.
Cancer by Kermititty December 26, 2016
Usually something you get from watching Jake Paul's videos. It's something every Jake Paul fans have. I would seek medical attention immediately if you watch one of his videos. Call 911 for emergency.
Person 1: It's everyday bro!
Person 2: Do you have cancer?
Cancer by Theurbandic October 30, 2017
Fortnite the most cancerous game on the planet.

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You are complete utter garbage Fortnite.
I think I caught Fortnite.
Fortnite is literal cancer.