Dirty Calum

The one mate who cheats on his misses with a girl he’s just met

Fuck you’ve pulled a dirty calum now

by Frodoslaggins April 19, 2020

calum murray

The king

Calum Murray is the king

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

Calum Rance

Someone who is amazingly good looking, talented, has all the things he wants and is the badgers nadgers. woman chase him and cant get enough, dont know why he isnt a celebrity...

Woah, that Calum Rance is the badgers nadgers!

by Caaaaaal October 26, 2012

dirty calum

dirty calum

dirty calum! dirty?

by dirty calum March 26, 2020

Calum Smith

The saddest boy to live on the earth because he sits inside and plays C.O.D all day

Oh look it's Calum Smith... "hey calum, you comin out" .... "naaa i'm playin C.O.D with mcatee"

by jayzz345 November 10, 2010

Calum Barry

A fat and ugly freak that no one likes and is very insecure and is clinically depressed and wants to buy someone something but they refuse and it’s annoying them

Person1: err that’s Calum Barry
Person2: yeah I know he’s a freak

by Freak no one likes June 9, 2019

Calum Thomas hood

Calum hood is the bass player in the band 5 seconds of summer he is very hot has an amazing voice has a great personality and is very! Good with his hands of you know what I mean

Defined: calum Thomas hood: a bit bass player with a good personality

by 05..23 May 25, 2019