Caillou is a popular children's TV show on PBS Kids and the Sprout Channel. Caillou is a show that ruins children and turns them into liberal piles of garbage. This show will ruin your children if you let them watch it you are a horrible parent.
Kid: Mommy can we watch Caillou?\
Mom: Caillou is a satanic pig that will ruin you and turn you into a snowflake. So no, go set a building on fire you useless 4-year-old.
Mom: Caillou is a satanic pig that will ruin you and turn you into a snowflake. So no, go set a building on fire you useless 4-year-old.
by yalikejazzornawusatanpig December 19, 2017
by Caillousmommy July 12, 2021
Caillou is a TV show about a 4 year old kid named caillou. in season 1 he has tantrums so i am neutral to that season because everyone had a tantrum at age 4. it's just unpreventable. Some people say that the reason why caillou is bald is because he don't deserve love and everybody hates him which is not true at all. the real reason is Caillou was initially created as a baby of nine months. When it was time for him to get older, the addition of hair made him unrecognizable. So we decided that Caillou would never have any hair, and he went on to become popular as a little boy who is bald. Caillou’s baldness may make him different, but we hope it helps children understand that being different isn’t just okay, it’s normal. Caillou can be a brat sometimes but most times he is just fine! i know his voice is maybe not the best but some people prefers season 4 to onwards. i would prefer season 2 to onwards but yeah. that is just my opinion. In goanimate he is sometimes a troublemaker and sometimes a kind person
Caillou. i'm busy right now and i can't solve your problems all the time
Goanimate: Caillou, you are grounded for life
But mom, i didn't do anything wrong
I dont care! You are grounded for nothing, go to your room now
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Goanimate: Caillou, you are grounded for life
But mom, i didn't do anything wrong
I dont care! You are grounded for nothing, go to your room now
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
by Maxtheanimator January 25, 2019
A tantrum throwing cunt! It is so fucking stupid his dad Boris does nothing to calm him the fuck down & punish him for his shitty behaviour! You piece of shit! Shushing a shitty altered cunty child is not fucking enough! The hatebase of Caillou is looking forward to Boris assaulting him with a drill gun!
by Mr.Dangar May 16, 2020
by Skinniestteletubbie March 15, 2019
by axtrilll April 10, 2016
He's just a kid who's four, each day he grows some more, he likes exploring he's Caillou
So many things to do, each day is something new, he'll share them with you he's Caillou
So many things to do, each day is something new, he'll share them with you he's Caillou
I'm Caillou, Caillou, Caillou, I'm Caillou.
by kekekekkekke July 26, 2018