A Latvian double crutch usually takes place in hostels in Riga. It involves 1 female taking 2 crutches at the same time, either in the same hole or both holes at once
I went to this hostel in Riga and this girl named Kim was desparate for a good Latvian double crutching. So I got my crutches out and she lowered herself onto them from the top bunk and went to town. LAD
by DrSunners November 29, 2011
Get the Latvian double crutchmug. an expletive interjection referencing Jesus Christ. It is typically uttered in anger, surprise, or frustration, though sometimes also with humorous intent.
Person 1: Why the hell should I care about who you want to get revenge on, I want my share! Finish the job
Person 2: Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches, you shut your mouth! Give me your hand!
Person 2: Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches, you shut your mouth! Give me your hand!
by what do i care 125 September 24, 2020
Get the jesus harold christ on rubber crutchesmug. To be so hungry that if a duck were to fly over you quite close to your head you would reach up and take a bite of the duck's crutch in order to ease your hunger pains.
by hoodlum_hunter April 29, 2009
Get the I could eat the crutch off a low flying duckmug. Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!
specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
by Sparttjbkibweq23SsChief June 15, 2017
Get the jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutchmug. Term used to describe an electronic device destroyed beyond repair by someone of low intelligence, one whose brain needs crutches.
by Henry Jobi April 15, 2003
Get the Crutched-upmug. Things that were done pre pandemic that could still be done during the pandemic but service providers use Covid as an excuse for not offering it.
The manicurist used the Covid crutch to get out of the shoulder massage. The waitress that servers us 4 courses used the Covid crutch to not wrap our extra food.
by anonymous January 15, 2021
Get the Covid Crutchmug. the high preist of the zombies wakes the dead through mesmirizing music. giving the zombie crutch to walk with.
by j lutz October 13, 2010
Get the Zombie Crutchmug.