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Clottage cheese

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When a woman has discharge from a yeast infection at the same time as she is menstruating... resulting in blood tinged discharge similar to the consistency of cottage cheese
Charlie was offended by the scent of my clottage cheese. So I went to the gynecologist and got medicine for my yeast infection.
by Super bowl Sarah February 5, 2017
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crottage cheese

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The white, cottage cheese like, substance that is found around the base of the penis after fucking a dirty bitch. Also see Fromunder cheese.
After I fucked that dirty bitch, I noticed she left her crottage cheese ring around my dick and balls.
by Jeffrey G. September 11, 2005
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cootage cheese

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The pasty vaginal secretions that lump up over time during the course of a day and reside close to the clitoris. An unexpected oral encounter by the giver will experience a bitter taste, normally cleaned prior to planned oral sex.
"I went down on this girl I just met at the bar, but thought better after I realized that she had some pretty major cootage cheese".
by dizzotizzo September 17, 2016
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Cotage Cheese Fart

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After an anal intercourse, when a fart is made...well I don't need to expand don't I...
I heard Danny Farts Cotage Cheese all day long
by IsraAlien November 12, 2003
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cottagecheese water

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a females body oder during her menstration cycle
dam...you smell that hoe...she must be on the rag
by Jay November 27, 2003
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