shat in your cornflakes

When someone’s being a moody fucker you might use this phrase to find out why
Mia:*being a daft moody bugger*
Claudia: who’s shat in YOUR cornflakes?
by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019
mugGet the shat in your cornflakesmug.

fart on your cornflakes

Anna: I can't wait to see that new Mathew McConaughey, Kate Hudson movie.

Rob: I don't mean to fart on your cornflakes, but I heard its just as bad as their previous movies.
by m.c. phatback November 30, 2009
mugGet the fart on your cornflakesmug.

Rape your cornflakes

A word to define anything negative, can be used in a variety of context.
"I will rape your cornflakes!"
"I was playin MW2 and this guy raped my cornflakes."
"Wow, you look like someone raped your cornflakes. You okay?"
by that short kid May 10, 2010
mugGet the Rape your cornflakesmug.

soggy cornflake nigga

said in the braveheart/little john song "quick to back down" i think it's a loose term for a pussy, aka softy, aka pansy, aka fag, aka Nick Turner (aha!jk), aka queer, aka homo...
listen to the song cause it is one sweet song homes
by corndizzle September 23, 2004
mugGet the soggy cornflake niggamug.

Crunchy Nut Cornflakes

Yummy, addictive cereal made by Kellogs. They have ads like: "are you a crunchy nutter" and "get home, have some"
person 1: I really want something to eat
person 2: have some crunchy nut cornflakes!
person 1: nah, I'm not a crunchy nutter.
by KK-chan September 28, 2008
mugGet the Crunchy Nut Cornflakesmug.

Puerto Rican Cornflakes

"Tito share your Puerto Rican Cornflakes with your brother he needs to eat before he goes to school"
by Bean Eater May 29, 2008
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Piss in your cornflakes

1. To disprove someone or make them sad. The term is usually used as part of friendly banter or by know it alls
Brian: Jet fuel can't melt steal beams right guys *laughs hysterically*

Dave: No need to piss in your cornflakes mate, but you're not funny
by Zorkkins August 2, 2016
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