Justin Bieber's hero, also known as the person who can roundhouse kick anyone in the face if they don't support Biebs.
RANDOM CHUCK NORRIS MOMENT: Chuck Norris doesn't buy My World because he already has a world of his own.. but that doesn't mean you shouldn't..
by BeliebersAreAmazing April 03, 2010
by Max February 25, 2005
One of the worst actors of all time. He thinks he's the greatest man to walk the earth since Jesus. He often tries to attempt martial arts, but most of the time he cannot accompish much of anything because he's wearing tight jeans, a flanel shirt, and a very large cowboy hat. He starred in the Tv series Walker: Texas Ranger, where he can be found in the same attire as stated above. In this series, which has gone down as one of the worst TV series ever, and is only loved by gopher eating hicks and gold prospectors, Chuck Norris fights "bad guys" by methods including: kicking, punching, slapping, and occasionally shooting with varius projectile weapons. So basically the show comes off as a weak attempt to be MacGyver, only with less resourceful inventions, and a little bit less mullet. Other than TV Chuck Norris has starred in horrible movies and made for TV movies (The Walker: Texas Ranger Movie). In these movies he does pretty much the same actions as he does in Walker: Texas Ranger, however the outfits may vary occasionally (may I emphasize the occasionally). So in all, Chuck Norris is one of the biggest failures America has ever seen. I will conclude with the tagline from his movie "Sidekicks": "A dreamer and a champion. An unbeatable team, until his hero stepped out of his fantasies to fight by his side." Sexual fantasies? Yes, I think so. Gross. Thank you.
Bad Guy: "What do you want Walker?"
Walker: "Fifty years of your life"
*Bad guy slowly pulls out gun, Walker quickly pulls out gun and shoots him*
Asian Man: "I like your Ranger Walker."
Walker: "Fifty years of your life"
*Bad guy slowly pulls out gun, Walker quickly pulls out gun and shoots him*
Asian Man: "I like your Ranger Walker."
by Ralph Wiggum March 16, 2005
Sex Move. Whilst the female (or male) is sucking on your shaft, he/she proceeds to 'speedbag' your ballsack.
by WlkrTxsRngr June 08, 2009
After receiving fellatio, finish off by cumming in the bitch's eye which intentionally blinds her as you unexpectantly and swiftly give her a roundhouse kick to the head.
by Carlos Ray October 29, 2011
by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 23, 2003
by Those are the fax March 02, 2009