no homo chromosomo

When you are not affected by heterochromosomia and you're part of the Twitter community.

Guy1: Hey, wanna have sex?
Guy2: nah man, no homo chromosomo

by RoanS77 March 19, 2021

Chromodome

When one gets hit in the head so intense that they lose a chromosome

“Damn did you see how hard Johnny got hit in the head?”
“Yeah I know, he was chromodomed”

by Bigdik July 17, 2018

Chromosomes in the Bag

What you say when you want people to fear you

PUT THE CHROMOSOMES IN THE BAG!!!!

by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019

chromosomes

Something that men have 24 kinds of whereas women have just 23. Although women have two X chromosomes while men have one X and one Y, one of the women's X chromosomes is "transcriptionally silent" i.e. completely inactive.

The Y chromosome is the sole distinguishing factor between men and women and therefore the home of the genes for rationality and abilities such as parking, understanding maps, inventing humourous jokes or indeed anything useful, using an ATM in 30 seconds or less and not turning into a blubbering mess when something trivial occurs, like a parent's death.

"Have you seen The Sarah Silverman Show? She is one funny ass chick!"

"Yeah but she's literally the ONLY one, makes me kinda suspicious about them chromosomes."

by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011

Chromesome

A mutated chromosome that makes someone update google chrome every time a new version comes out (Prounounced krome uh zome)

Person1: Ooh! The new version of google chrome came out! I need to download it!

Person2: Wow, you have a Chromesome!

by X-Ychromosome July 13, 2012

Chromohomonium

giving you’re homie head so good he collapses and fucking dies

Did you hear that brad just died

Mf died of chromohomonium, im so jealous

by Deaffish August 22, 2022

XY chromosone

Refers to the ability of men to listen to women without hearing anything they say. Generally used by one woman to another as an excuse for losing track of a uninteresting monologue that suddenly requires input.

"So if he said that he meant to say that he didn't say it, but he did say it, but because I didn't hear it, I can't really hold it against him. What do you think?"

"Huh? Damn, girl, I'm sorry. I just went all XY chromosone for a minute."

by SuperMilkChan December 14, 2008