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Swinging on the purple chandelier

Masturbating Taking matter into your own two hands ETC
Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment
Joe: Why not
Bob: Your roommate's in the living room
Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate
Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier
Joe: ...
by Jtommyjonesurm0m August 11, 2007
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hanging from the chandeliers

Getting down on all fours while a man inserts his penis and testicles into your anus simultaneously.
Cindy is a dirty, dirty slut who quickly tired of the houdini and giving rusty tromones, so instead asked if she could go hanging from the chandeliers this evening.
by Billy D. Williams December 31, 2007
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Two faced chandelier

Irony of a source of light that could have a dark side to it
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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chandelier on his collar bone

J Ice was rocking that chandelier on his collar bone hard like damn.
by Jared Pemberton August 27, 2006
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Italian Chandelier

A sexual position where one person hangs and swings back and forth like a chandelier, chanting "Bella Ciao," while the other person engages in intercourse with them. Not for the faint of heart, the Italian Chandelier is a bold testament to creativity in the bedroom.
"What's your favourite position?"

"The Italian Chandelier"
by santateresa June 21, 2024
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Chandelier

Ugliest kid you will ever meet, she is very honest to people even if it’s not a good honesty. Don’t get her pissed off or she will go haywire on yo ass. She’s not talented what so ever so don’t try, also don’t bug her!
Chandelier is always so mad looking
by choochoo_thomas_the_train October 17, 2019
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