Paul carlson

Paul Carlson is 6 tall with a thick cock that doesn't compare to his enormous ego. He is proof that the size of a man's shoe is no comparison to his junk. He has a pleasurable amount of meat and girth that drives women of all types crazy.

Paul Carlson is like a bull, rock hard and fat enough to please all those heffers!

by Paul Carlson May 15, 2023

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Hot Carlson

A huge steaming turd

Dan: Dude I just left a Hot Carlson in that Wendy’s bathroom.

by Dirty Mike and the Fellas September 2, 2023

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Carlsoned

To close with excessive force.

He carlsoned the shit out of that door!

by Meatlegend July 25, 2022

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Carlson-prime

A carlson-prime is a ravid, out of his mind person that 5% of the time you can trust him.

guy1: I thought I could trust you
guy2: to bad i'm a carlson-prime

by Mochi Miles April 26, 2022

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devon lee carlson

owner of Wildflower Cases- babydoll dresser, the ultimate 2020s 'cool girl', shitposts on instagram and goes viral for wearing niche celebrity brands like frankies bikinis, praying, and realisation par. is mid???

who's that hottie over there squatting on a lamppost?
oh, that's devon lee carlson lmao

by surlypiscesgirl May 31, 2022

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