Turd burgler

Bottomfeeder often of trogloditic orgin. One who is bereft of anything resembling good character. Compulsive theif/liar.

Also dlang for very diminutive slant on ones choosing of sexual preference
That turd burgler fucked my mom and stole my dad's watch after telling me he was at tge movies doinkin his grandma.
by Klundamatron6000 September 01, 2020
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Turd-Burgler

The guy who comes and steals the dog shit off your lawn ..
“that son of a bitchin’ turd-Burgler was in my yard last night and he stole all the dog shit !!”
by Dennis Dragon August 30, 2019
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Turd Burgler

A child or infant who often sneaks in a Turd immediately after changing him or her into a fresh clean diaper...
I was so upset at my Turd Burgler baby for chucking a duck into his pamper right after I changed him.
by J4CKTR1PP3R October 03, 2020
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chuff burglers

The definition of chuff burglers are
fanny flaps

e.g....

"Core today in this weather I haven't half had sweaty chuff burglers" said sarah bruce.

or

"UUURM is that a fillet of fish or pure beef in those chuff burglers said ronald mac donald"

or

"you haven't half got a big set of chuff burglers moosey"

or

"dave wished he could get him some of them chuff burglers either side of his cock"

or

"there's no symetry in those chuff burglers"
by world wide warranty moose. August 07, 2009
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