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turd burgler

(noun) One that participates in the act of turd burgling
(verb) the act of defecation/turd penetration into a partners anus repeatedly back and forth.
The turd burgler and I were turd burgling, but our anal seal just wasn't tight enough, so I spurgled snurgle down my leg.
by TBurgler44 August 31, 2013
mugGet the turd burglermug.

fam burgler

Someone who's known for stealing from, or fuckin' over their friends or family. Fam burglers usually steal things that are easy to conceal and carry in a coat or pants pocket, a purse or backpack and most likely won't obviously be missed right away.
ROOMMATE: Hey, you seen my phone?

ME: Chris was here at the party last night wadn't he? I bet he took it when he left this morning while you was passed out. I tried to tell you don't let him up in here. That muhfucka's a fam burgler, for real.
by mensa_mule April 15, 2019
mugGet the fam burglermug.

Turd burgler

Bottomfeeder often of trogloditic orgin. One who is bereft of anything resembling good character. Compulsive theif/liar.

Also dlang for very diminutive slant on ones choosing of sexual preference
That turd burgler fucked my mom and stole my dad's watch after telling me he was at tge movies doinkin his grandma.
by Klundamatron6000 August 31, 2020
mugGet the Turd burglermug.

burgler blast

The act of breaking into someone's home while the occupants are asleep, then masterbating on them. Once finished quietly leave.
Hey Dave I saw that girl from the gas station yesterday followed her home and gave her a burgler blast
by Maddog55 October 25, 2019
mugGet the burgler blastmug.

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