Bunnings Dad

(Australian) A parent who will spend weekends making one or more trips to the local big box hardware store in large part to avoid other family obligations, often inventing projects that need a specific type or screw, tool or other item in order to justify getting away. Will go into the local Hammerbarn with a list of items and come out with a range of unnecessary extras, and then realize that there were one or two items on the list that were somehow missed - thereby requiring another trip back to get it (and so the cycle continues).

"Honestly, he's just in full Bunnings dad mode at the moment, I mean the other day he said he needed to duck out to get mortar screws even though he's just adding a pegboard to a drywall - and he came back with all sorts of random crap. Heaven forbid he should take one of the kids to soccer in the morning or help out with the laundry."

by SeamusMcPhee January 16, 2026

free-bunning

the process by which a female wears no panties over her lady bottom.

Luke: Did you see Paul's Mum?

Dave: Yeah, she was totally free-bunning man. I could see it winking at me..

Luke: You would, wouldn't you?

Dave: Would what?

Luke: Throw your old-chap in her.

Dave: ... yes.

by Lukeus Kellyus January 20, 2009

Cinnamon bunning

Caressing and necking

You know it's getting serious once you are cinnamon bunning each other

by Karen's Alop July 12, 2017

Hotdog-bunning

When a male cuddles his partner and places his boner (hotdog) between the cheeks of his partner (buns)

I really loved the hotdog-bunning you gave me last night

by 4amclub May 31, 2020

jesus (BUNNINGS)

Bunnings Jesus is Australia's Jesus christ. Think Jesus but he smokes cones, darts(cigarettes), drinks, and blesses gavos by appearing in all his Bunnings glory

Jesus (Bunnings) smokes cones

by coop-meme January 6, 2021

Alex Bunning

Who’s Alex Bunning and what’s the meaning you ask? Well, he’s a one off. A rare find. A catch. An absolute sort. Salty potato. Like gold dust. He’s both corrrrr blimey and how’s ya father. Proper corker and he’s a belter.

He’s fiercely loyal and kind. He’s generous. He’s a best friend and an impeccable and attentive lover. He will make you laugh, surprise you, and romance the hind legs off of you.

He has dimples to die for.

He will sweep you off of your feet and make you feel nothing but elation and ecstasy.

He’s got over 70 tattoos, a quirky skater boy dress sense, dimples that you could just melt into and he oozes sex appeal.

His teeth are perfect.

He doesn’t argue, he encourages your confidence and allows you to be your complete self.

Did I mention dimples?
I’d go as far as to say the man is utterly faultless.

He’s also mine... And only mine. And I’m incredibly proud to say that he is. I love him endlessly and he has without a doubt stolen my heart

Person One: Is that Alex Bunning?!
Person Two: Sure looks like him, the dimple dude? Play it cool...
Person One: Yeah, I hear he belongs to Em Bryson? What an absolute sort he is
Person Two: You hear correctly, and yes, he sure is

by RedHeadEm46 February 19, 2021

jesus (BUNNINGS)

This is any worker at Bunnings warehouse that knows what the fuck he's doing and is a sickunt for helping you when you try to find out the 3 ials that have 15 different types of tech screws

Jesus (Bunnings) thank you for leading me to the techscrews in ial 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

P2: no worries woka thatil be $5:98

by coop-meme March 25, 2021