Buddha belly

A legitimate effect of Enlightenment, that no amount of working out will correct. It has nothing at all to do with fat or calories but rather is the result of actual changes in the physical structure of the body.

Girl: I have to workout! I'm getting a buddha belly!
Me: Don't be daft, working out won't help at all if it's a legitimate buddha belly and not just rolls of fat.

by psychomage August 16, 2016

buddha heist

the stealing of marijuana or money from another person; preferably a dealer and preferably for a large amount of at least an ounce. Also a clan from NJ who runs shit. this word is copywrited

two buddha heist members set up a deal for a QP and gank that shiat.

by Buddha Heist J January 3, 2005

buddha beaver

The pussy or vagina of a virgin that is tight and nice.

That church girls got a nice tight buddha beaver.

by Frazierificus December 6, 2006

for the love of Buddha

Those not wanting to use the word God, but substitute another diety in its place, because such sacrilegious profanity might be offensive in their own culture.

Karen, for the love of Buddha, your ass has grown! Lose weight.

by SempaiXyloid January 16, 2022

buddha bag

small bag of weed

lemme get a buddha bag off you

by Jayli Uzumakii December 29, 2014

Buddha Blink

Buddha Blinking is when someone blinks their eyelashes on someone’s butthole.

I caught my parents mid Buddha Blink.. so sick!!

by Stōk Stevens September 27, 2019

Buddha Man

A goofy looking male with minimal drip that can do anything and it will be funny to people watching him.

Bro: “Yo that man be drippin, he do be Buddha Man.”

by Federico Fellini December 21, 2019