Bryan

the wokest mf on the block. he smokes like a chimney & can pearl a blunt like no other. he is an excellent text but flakier than frosted flakes when it comes to real life meet ups.

Bryan? Dont you mean the meme god??

by emoexgf420 November 3, 2020

Bryan

A 6' 3" man who sits in the dark with only candles as his light source (picked by his mom)and seven blankets on his bed, as he gets cold easily. He ives his girlfriend 15 orgasms and loves diary of a wimpy kid. He also loves to gamble. Bryan is very clean and tidy, and absolutely despises when things are in disarray. His house smells like purple fabuloso, and loves hanging out with his siblings. Bryans usually work in the fast food industry, usually in the kitchen because although they are quite handsome, they do not like to broadcast this fact. Bryans usually enjoy childhood snacks like cheese crackers and pizza, usually eating them after taking a hit off of his bong. Has daddy issues. Very talkative and outgoing, and loves to socialize with anyone he gets the chance to. Most Bryans are bisexual.

Amber: "Oh my god I lied to Bryan about my age".

Jessyca: "He doesn't know you're 13?"

by eokoks December 1, 2021

Bryan

Another word for long and very skinny penis

Dude check out my Bryan

by dankyeeter April 10, 2019

Bryan

A goofy guy with a goofy ahh laugh

“Hey did you hear Bryan’s laugh?”

“Yeah, hella goofy”

by Y3llow0rchidz September 5, 2022

Bryan

Bryans are amazing. Never afraid of showing feelings, or the love they hold for a individual. They keep relationships, and friendships going. They can be kinda mean, but always own up to there mistakes. They aren't afraid to tell you if you've said something mean, or you've fucked you on something. There literally perfect in every way possible. There cute, sweet, loyal, and just every lovable people. Just stay good to them. And if they ever ask you out, never turn them down. You'll regret it. Also there very good kissers, and are good at cuddling 😜

Mmm I met this guy named Bryan and I really like him.. he's so nice and cute

by He is nice,kind and sweet May 31, 2019

Bryan

That one kid who's always annoying you. He always has a distant look when he isn't talking to anyone. Avoids everyone but says he's social.

I heard Bryan was crying yesterday
Who cares just give me my chicken fries

by Clemenlime November 21, 2021

Bryan

A asshole shy at first but when comfortable starts touching you and becomes a real asshole

“BRYAN STOP TOUCHING ME”

by LuciidSenpai December 24, 2019