Brovor

A Bro Favor. Commonly used during a situation where you need your bros help!

G: Hey man this dates not going anywhere I need a brovor!

J: Alright man ill give you the extract call right now.

by GC559 January 29, 2010

Lady Broner

When a girl has a crush on and/or wants to bone her male friend ("bro"). Often, the girl is considered "one of the guys" and is deeply rooted in the friend zone. Lady broners are usually unsatisfying and may result in late nights alone, self-loathing, and bitterness.

Girl 1: It's great that you and Herp are such good friends.

Girl 2: Yeah, except for the fact that I have a massive lady broner for him.

Girl 1: You are fucked.

by oogenshnagen May 24, 2012

brocery shopping

what happens when bros go grocery shopping, usually for items relating to cheap nutrition or getting drunk.

"hey man, i'm out of natty ice and dollar pizzas. we need to go brocery shopping!"

by H&N Industries July 23, 2009

broker

Someone who invests your money until it's all gone ...

My aunt inherited some green, but her gutter-dwellin' broker used it all up for Bimmer payments ...

by Area Fifty One September 4, 2008

Ovaries Before Brovaries

Like the term "chicks before dicks," only better.

I was gonna ask him to the dance, but since my best friend likes him too, I decided ovaries before brovaries.

by gnadeislehctumblrcom October 7, 2011

Broverdose

When one overindulges in an atmosphere of bro-ness resulting in a bro-D. Excessive amounts or combinations of Jack Johnson, hand-rolled joints, game cube, backwards mesh hats and any article of Abercrombie clothing commonly results with bro-Ding. General cures for a broverdose include country or rap music, expressing individuality and women.

Rich-"Bro I'm so blazed right now, put on that Dave Matthews C.D. it's so chill."
Jim-"I gotta get the fuck out of here or I'm gonna broverdose"

by Mick the ripper March 2, 2009

Broberry

A "buddy"-esque term being used more and more often among fraternal followers nationwide (most often on campuses), harkening back to the Brovice/Sorrovice of choice, the ever-popular Blackberry. The term's literal meaning is along the lines of "Friend, Companion, or Buddy"..but is most often used in a Bro-ey type of way...which has oftentimes cast subtle hints relating to penis envy or the unjustified longing to spend the majority of one's time among men. But when used properly, it's most often in lieu of Bro/Bra.

Bro #1 (Not donning Croakies, though it's preferred for the effect) -- "You down to crunch a few Broberry, or are you gunna bail on us again?"

Bro #2 -- "Ease up Broberg (variant), if you don't back off my nuts, you'll be wearing that Scroto Saggins sign around your neck again"

by amc.Singler March 17, 2010