bromo sapiens

the individual in a group of 'bros' who is considered the most intelligent or wise. this bro has aided his fellow bros in numerous adverse situations, usually evading police or rival bros. the wit and cunning of the bromo sapiens has been instrumental in picking up chicks.

"sapiens" is Latin for "wise" or "knowing". while an equally legitimate term, bromo sapiens is a reference to "homo sapiens", which is the scientific name of the human species.

Despite being absolutely hammered, Jim, the bromo sapiens of the bunch, was able to successfully navigate through the city with only slight injuries to a few pedestrians.

*with sarcasm*
(after accidentally discharging an illegal handgun kept in his pants) Dude #1: fuck!

Dude #2: wow, nice work, bromo sapiens. that's even worse than Plaxico Burress, for fuck sake!

by Orgetorix May 2, 2010

Tony Bromo

Another name for the Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. Often used while he is performing well during competition or when he is doing something totally chill like hooking up with totally hot famous women.

Bro 1: Did you see Tony Bromo light it up this Sunday?

Bro 2: Yeah man, he was looking like a total brofessional out there today.

Bro 1: Brotally...

by Sixare January 2, 2012

full bromo

Its the opposite of no homo
(It means that its just bromance, not gay)

"Yo bro that was full bromo of you to have covered me with the blanket. It was cold last night."

by White African Boi August 11, 2019

Closet Bromo

In short, a bromo in disguise. One who goes out of his way to buy a car in Dallas on the same weekend his friends happen to be heading to Oklahoma City (without a guitar). They have random plans to see Hootie and the Blowfish at a casino for no real reason but Closet Bromos somehow always get "sucked into" the trip.
Signs of Closet Bromo activity may include...
- the purchase of a guitar
- the purchase of guitar lessons
- a dusty guitar "in the closet" because they spend too much time dreaming of how Hootie's nuts would taste.

Randy Amaro is a Closet Bromo.

by GFord November 10, 2008

Bromo

Like no homo but like with girls and guys that you're friends with.

You're a 1o no bromo.

by Jdmdnfk September 5, 2017

Bromo

A platonic homosexual male friend.

He's a cool dude... Who happens to be into dudes... He's a bromo.

by Windwalk06 May 20, 2021

bromo habilis

The first and oldest of the genus bromo.

John is the oldest dude in the crew, hence he is a bromo habilis

by Hearshotkid_2113 November 12, 2020