Another name for the Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. Often used while he is performing well during competition or when he is doing something totally chill like hooking up with totally hot famous women.
Bro 1: Did you see Tony Bromo light it up this Sunday?
Bro 2: Yeah man, he was looking like a total brofessional out there today.
Bro 1: Brotally...
Bro 2: Yeah man, he was looking like a total brofessional out there today.
Bro 1: Brotally...
by Sixare January 2, 2012
the individual in a group of 'bros' who is considered the most intelligent or wise. this bro has aided his fellow bros in numerous adverse situations, usually evading police or rival bros. the wit and cunning of the bromo sapiens has been instrumental in picking up chicks.
"sapiens" is Latin for "wise" or "knowing". while an equally legitimate term, bromo sapiens is a reference to "homo sapiens", which is the scientific name of the human species.
"sapiens" is Latin for "wise" or "knowing". while an equally legitimate term, bromo sapiens is a reference to "homo sapiens", which is the scientific name of the human species.
Despite being absolutely hammered, Jim, the bromo sapiens of the bunch, was able to successfully navigate through the city with only slight injuries to a few pedestrians.
*with sarcasm*
(after accidentally discharging an illegal handgun kept in his pants) Dude #1: fuck!
Dude #2: wow, nice work, bromo sapiens. that's even worse than Plaxico Burress, for fuck sake!
*with sarcasm*
(after accidentally discharging an illegal handgun kept in his pants) Dude #1: fuck!
Dude #2: wow, nice work, bromo sapiens. that's even worse than Plaxico Burress, for fuck sake!
by Orgetorix May 2, 2010
by White African Boi August 11, 2019
In short, a bromo in disguise. One who goes out of his way to buy a car in Dallas on the same weekend his friends happen to be heading to Oklahoma City (without a guitar). They have random plans to see Hootie and the Blowfish at a casino for no real reason but Closet Bromos somehow always get "sucked into" the trip.
Signs of Closet Bromo activity may include...
- the purchase of a guitar
- the purchase of guitar lessons
- a dusty guitar "in the closet" because they spend too much time dreaming of how Hootie's nuts would taste.
Signs of Closet Bromo activity may include...
- the purchase of a guitar
- the purchase of guitar lessons
- a dusty guitar "in the closet" because they spend too much time dreaming of how Hootie's nuts would taste.
by GFord November 15, 2006
5-Bromo-DMT (5-bromo-N,N-dimethyltryptamine), or 5-Br-DMT for short, is a derivative of DMT extracted from certain sea sponges.
by PsychedMF August 21, 2021
something that grown up boy-girl fraternal twins say to each other.
It reassures the other that their sentiment is entirely arms-length and not-at-all weird. This may start as early as puberty to reduce awkwardness and make sure twins can stay friends without fighting to the death
It reassures the other that their sentiment is entirely arms-length and not-at-all weird. This may start as early as puberty to reduce awkwardness and make sure twins can stay friends without fighting to the death
by Dankmemologist September 16, 2023
The type of gay male that is aroused by flirting and seducing heterosexual males; It can also describe the type of heterosexual male that attracts gay males.
Danielle: Hey, Hey Sarah check out that super cute guy sitting at the bar
Sarah: Which one?
Danielle: The one at the left corner talking to the Ravens fans
Sarah: Danielle you need to go home you’re obviously drunk
Danielle: WTF!? Why? I can’t like a guy I see on Monday night football!?
Sarah: No...I know him, that’s Connor; the bromo magnet that told me that fuckin gay guys didn’t count as cheating on me
Danielle:.........I’m calling Uber I’m too drunk
Sarah: Which one?
Danielle: The one at the left corner talking to the Ravens fans
Sarah: Danielle you need to go home you’re obviously drunk
Danielle: WTF!? Why? I can’t like a guy I see on Monday night football!?
Sarah: No...I know him, that’s Connor; the bromo magnet that told me that fuckin gay guys didn’t count as cheating on me
Danielle:.........I’m calling Uber I’m too drunk
by Jordan Shawnee October 4, 2020