the individual in a group of 'bros' who is considered the most intelligent or wise. this bro has aided his fellow bros in numerous adverse situations, usually evading police or rival bros. the wit and cunning of the bromo sapiens has been instrumental in picking up chicks.
"sapiens" is Latin for "wise" or "knowing". while an equally legitimate term, bromo sapiens is a reference to "homo sapiens", which is the scientific name of the human species.
"sapiens" is Latin for "wise" or "knowing". while an equally legitimate term, bromo sapiens is a reference to "homo sapiens", which is the scientific name of the human species.
Despite being absolutely hammered, Jim, the bromo sapiens of the bunch, was able to successfully navigate through the city with only slight injuries to a few pedestrians.
*with sarcasm*
(after accidentally discharging an illegal handgun kept in his pants) Dude #1: fuck!
Dude #2: wow, nice work, bromo sapiens. that's even worse than Plaxico Burress, for fuck sake!
*with sarcasm*
(after accidentally discharging an illegal handgun kept in his pants) Dude #1: fuck!
Dude #2: wow, nice work, bromo sapiens. that's even worse than Plaxico Burress, for fuck sake!
by Orgetorix May 2, 2010
Get the bromo sapiens mug.Another name for the Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. Often used while he is performing well during competition or when he is doing something totally chill like hooking up with totally hot famous women.
Bro 1: Did you see Tony Bromo light it up this Sunday?
Bro 2: Yeah man, he was looking like a total brofessional out there today.
Bro 1: Brotally...
Bro 2: Yeah man, he was looking like a total brofessional out there today.
Bro 1: Brotally...
by Sixare January 2, 2012
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Get the full bromo mug.In short, a bromo in disguise. One who goes out of his way to buy a car in Dallas on the same weekend his friends happen to be heading to Oklahoma City (without a guitar). They have random plans to see Hootie and the Blowfish at a casino for no real reason but Closet Bromos somehow always get "sucked into" the trip.
Signs of Closet Bromo activity may include...
- the purchase of a guitar
- the purchase of guitar lessons
- a dusty guitar "in the closet" because they spend too much time dreaming of how Hootie's nuts would taste.
Signs of Closet Bromo activity may include...
- the purchase of a guitar
- the purchase of guitar lessons
- a dusty guitar "in the closet" because they spend too much time dreaming of how Hootie's nuts would taste.
by GFord November 10, 2008
Get the Closet Bromo mug.A male friend who can also be a complete homo, and who enjoys starting arguments and/or fights to the point where he will argue about arguments. A tool.
Bromo of Arguception: Hey, gays shouldn't serve in the military (attempting to start argument)
Normal Guy: Man, i'm not going to start this shit with you.
Bromo: What?! You're not even going to argue with me?!?! (becomes pissy for the rest of day)
Normal Guy: Man, i'm not going to start this shit with you.
Bromo: What?! You're not even going to argue with me?!?! (becomes pissy for the rest of day)
by AverageBro June 18, 2012
Get the Bromo of Arguception mug.The combination of the words "homo" and "brother"/"bro". Refers to acts that would typically be taken as gay between good friends.
However, there is still a line that can be crossed between homo and bromo. Bromo is acceptable; hugging your buddy is fine. Homo is not acceptable; whipping out your wang and letting your bro touch it is *not* bromo, that's just straight homo.
Typically the difference between bromo and homo is easily told apart in each scenario of the usage.
However, there is still a line that can be crossed between homo and bromo. Bromo is acceptable; hugging your buddy is fine. Homo is not acceptable; whipping out your wang and letting your bro touch it is *not* bromo, that's just straight homo.
Typically the difference between bromo and homo is easily told apart in each scenario of the usage.
Guy 1: Dude! I haven't seen you in forever! *hugs bro*
Girlfriend: That's homo.
Guy 2: Nah, girl, 's all good. It's all bromo.
Girlfriend: That's homo.
Guy 2: Nah, girl, 's all good. It's all bromo.
by bromoman January 17, 2011
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