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Brock

A Brock is a doll that only has holes in its arm Pitts
Last night I was super kinky for some armpit so I whipped out my Brock doll
by Tittymantom May 2, 2018
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Brock

1. One who cant get any pussy. in order to satisfy their urges they jack off to pokemon erotica or in even more depressing cases breeding Pokemon at the daycare center in Ruby/Sapphire etc. Made famous due to the fact that Brock flirts with women but is almost always rejected. NOT to be confused with Do you liek mudkips!

2. a Black person that is racist towards Asians. Made famous by Brock being the only black and slanty eyed character in Pokemon.
1. guy 1: "OMG Dude i was cumming buckets after watching my Charizard fuck a Jigglypuff .

guy 2: "WTF! Get away from me you fucking BROCK!!!!"

2.(while playing saints Row 2)

Gamer1: "lez show deez Ronin mutha fukas how we say hurro!"

Gamer2: "nigga thats some brock ass shit!"
by lemonjuicepandafucker November 11, 2010
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Brock

Eeeww, it's Brockoli Obama.
by ShadowRiott August 31, 2016
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Brock

EAST MIDLANDS DIALECT slang. both verb and adjective. Brock means broken.

Similarly, Breck is a verb which means to break something.

Brock can be substituted by the word "Bost" (burst) when referring to balloons, tyres or milk cartons etc

But, Breck or Brock are not used generally when referring to having a break from something or using the brakes on a vehicle, these similar sounding words are always said in their original English form eg. 'I'm having five minutes break' or 'slow down and put your brakes on'

East Midlands dialect is very diluted in modern speech and to a large extent, is dying out, so these words are considered 'common' sounding nowadays. A lot of words spoken in the E.Mids region of England have Danish origins. The author D H Lawrence, himself an Eastwood man would have been very familiar with the word 'brock' and its use in the vernacular.
1. CONVERSATION OVERHEARD IN AN ILKESTON PUB : "I bought me son one of them there new smart phones for his birthday...he's only had it five minutes and brock it already.
so, I took it back to Argos and they asked me what were up with it an I said "I dunno its brock, it needs mendin".
They said: who brock it d'you know?
I tode em tharradint.
They said "Did you breck it?"
I said "I dint breck it, I oppened the box and it were already brock"
they said orate, and that thid gerrus a new un out the back, but I thought He'd only goo an breck that one an all, so I gorrim a telly instead, but now he's got munk-on cos he wanted a phone."

2. A SIMILAR CONVERSATION: "I seen a fate on Ilson Market last nate...two pissed-up blokes knockin seven bells a shit out each other...Ones ot his swede the other brock his nose. Coppers ad to breck it up. They shook 'ands on it though after and watched two boilers scrappin over their handbags"

3. MAN BOASTING OF HIS DESTRUCTIVE POWERS: " When I breck sommat, it stays brock."
by Mr. Cunninglinguist August 31, 2013
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Brocked

An Airforce term (orig Royal New Zealand Airforce No.5 SQN) whereby another aircrew member underhandedly and surreptitiously takes your allocated flying from you.
Weren't you meant to be flying today? No, I got brocked by Jimmy.....
by flyingkiwi July 31, 2011
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Brocking

The act of beating the person you are having sexual intercourse with to death with a boulder and yelling "electric types don't work against my rock hard dong"
Yo dude we were Brocking at the weekend please don't tell the police
by Brock's Rock Hard Cock February 27, 2020
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Brocked

A state of being completely, black out drunk.
Dude what happened to you last night, you had a few shots and were completely Brocked.
by drmiles1212 November 30, 2011
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