Brendon Urie
The greatest singer to exist. He is incredible. Also he sings for Panic! at the Disco. He’s also the only person who can make tens of thousands of people say “whore” at the same time. He is the narrator and this is just the prologue.
He goes by:
mr. disco
beebo
breadbin urine
the new cancer
the one who hates open doors
a villain vying for attention from a girl
a fucking arsonist
a rocket scientist
king of the clouds
a bot
pete wentz from my chemical romance
he’s the emo punk rock pop rap gospel king and we are idiots in his presence.
He goes by:
mr. disco
beebo
breadbin urine
the new cancer
the one who hates open doors
a villain vying for attention from a girl
a fucking arsonist
a rocket scientist
king of the clouds
a bot
pete wentz from my chemical romance
he’s the emo punk rock pop rap gospel king and we are idiots in his presence.
girl one: is that brendon urie?
girl two: oh my god! it is!
girl three: I CHIMED IN WITH A HAVENTYOUPEOPLEEVERHEARDOF
girls one and two: jenna no!
girl two: oh my god! it is!
girl three: I CHIMED IN WITH A HAVENTYOUPEOPLEEVERHEARDOF
girls one and two: jenna no!
Brendon Urie by the goddamn door July 14, 2019
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