by meg volk August 23, 2005
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text message breakup:::::: that man ho he txt msg BO with me. (army of people with weapons outside of his house) @!#$@#$@# you #$%%%$
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by Jake ST January 14, 2008
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A methode of breaking up with your signifigant other through the facebook private messaging system. This methode of breaking up serves as a methode of identification for the lowest of the low.
Along with with the classic "Text Message Breakup" or "Email breakup", a "Facebook breakup" demonstrates a compleat lack of class on the part of the person ending the relationship. Anyone who has had their relationship ended in anyone of these three ways should take confidance and pride in the fact that the person they were daiting has just demonstrated the maturity level of a 12-13yr old. Along with the fact they have just inequitably won the throne of the "Douche" world.
For those semimgly unlucky few whove suffered a facebook breakup at the hands of their once signifigant other/ now self-proclaimed King/Queen of the Douches. Count yourself among the lucky, This indirect-methode of breakingup shows a lack of responsability, but more importantly, a lack of character by the person ending the relationship.
Any person willing to resort to such a low methode of breakingup has never been, or never will be worth it.
Along with with the classic "Text Message Breakup" or "Email breakup", a "Facebook breakup" demonstrates a compleat lack of class on the part of the person ending the relationship. Anyone who has had their relationship ended in anyone of these three ways should take confidance and pride in the fact that the person they were daiting has just demonstrated the maturity level of a 12-13yr old. Along with the fact they have just inequitably won the throne of the "Douche" world.
For those semimgly unlucky few whove suffered a facebook breakup at the hands of their once signifigant other/ now self-proclaimed King/Queen of the Douches. Count yourself among the lucky, This indirect-methode of breakingup shows a lack of responsability, but more importantly, a lack of character by the person ending the relationship.
Any person willing to resort to such a low methode of breakingup has never been, or never will be worth it.
Example 1:
Tom-"Mark! Sara just broke up with me though facebook... is she serious, a facebook breakup?"
Mark-*Blank stare* "I'll be right back"
Tom-"Where are you going?"
Mark-"Sara's Coronation, I hear she was just crowned Queen of the Douches, want to come?"
Tom-"No, I think i'll just send her a douchebag in the mail. I'm sure she'll understand why I couldn't make it."
Example 2:
Crystal-" Jen, Dave just boke up with me through facebook"
Jen-" Thats beyond low! Just forget him, he was clearly never worth it! a Facebook Breakup is a clear sign of no class"
Tom-"Mark! Sara just broke up with me though facebook... is she serious, a facebook breakup?"
Mark-*Blank stare* "I'll be right back"
Tom-"Where are you going?"
Mark-"Sara's Coronation, I hear she was just crowned Queen of the Douches, want to come?"
Tom-"No, I think i'll just send her a douchebag in the mail. I'm sure she'll understand why I couldn't make it."
Example 2:
Crystal-" Jen, Dave just boke up with me through facebook"
Jen-" Thats beyond low! Just forget him, he was clearly never worth it! a Facebook Breakup is a clear sign of no class"
by ...really?! January 8, 2009
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The girlfriend thinks its spontaneous but the boys know is strategic.
The girlfriend thinks its spontaneous but the boys know is strategic.
"I just broke up with my girlfriend, it had to be done"
"Yep, its June 1st, textbook strategic breakup, summer is by far best time to be single"
"yeah I hope she takes me back in the fall when the babes start wearing pants again"
"Yep, its June 1st, textbook strategic breakup, summer is by far best time to be single"
"yeah I hope she takes me back in the fall when the babes start wearing pants again"
by d1sKoBisCuiT June 10, 2017
Get the strategic breakup mug.1. To send a text message breaking up with someone. Generally not a good idea, as you have no idea if they're out of service of if their phone is broken.
2. To rip out a girls heart.
2. To rip out a girls heart.
by Bexxi_Breakdown June 10, 2009
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The double breakup goes something like this.
Mikey: "Hey I don't want to be in a relationship with you anymore, but I care about you and I want to be friends."
Not long after....
Mikey: "I don't want to be friends anymore, either."
Mikey: "Hey I don't want to be in a relationship with you anymore, but I care about you and I want to be friends."
Not long after....
Mikey: "I don't want to be friends anymore, either."
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