Blasik

the visual impairment (dryness, blurriness, etc.) that results from smoking too much marijuana.

"Wait... dude, who's winning? I can't read the score."
"Giants. Dude, you got blasik, I can read it just fine."

4/20 420 lasik blazed stoned cotton mouth

by joeverdrive September 22, 2012

blascak

Blascak is a teacher who is a bald and an autistic cunt, he cries when he is fired infront of all the kids and sucks at showing up on time (Classic Blascak)

You are such a classic Blascak, Logan

by GooGoo_Bars September 19, 2017

blasé da

Coined by Pearl on Rupaul's Drag Race Season 7 episode "Prancing Queens;" a phrase used to describe one who has been asleep half the time and then wakes up emerging with a kind of chic indifference to blow away the competition.

People said she was just snoring through the competition, but she won with her talent for blasé da.

by 12 dogs acting like a human March 2, 2018

blaskiboo

The words the biblical legend Liam Gallagher used before bellowing the lyrics to the amazing "All around the world" written by brother Noel

"you are talking a load of....... blaskiboo"

by Arkumassasin November 10, 2020

Scott Blasko

The biggest fuck boy and snake to ever exist please beware.

"He fucks with everyone he's such a Scott Blasko."

by Pussykitten June 28, 2017

mrs. blasdel

She is one of the fattest people on earth she has bought out 25 different McDonald’s and waddles like a penguin when she walks she mostly rides on her scooter to get around and is the NEW MRS. CLAY!!!!

DAMN THAT GIRL MUST BE RELATED TO MRS. BLASDEL.

by ghshfgh June 2, 2018

blase blase

old school ghetto term for "whatever"

she got in our face and we was like, blase blase.

by wastinmoola January 24, 2004