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Blascak is a teacher who is a bald and an autistic cunt, he cries when he is fired infront of all the kids and sucks at showing up on time (Classic Blascak)
You are such a classic Blascak, Logan
blascak by GooGoo_Bars September 19, 2017
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blaschke 

A fantastic, internationally recognized super-child, with combined talents consisting of your greatest fear, and Chuck Norris
Blaschke is closely related to your mother
blaschke by TheModestMouse January 2, 2010
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Blascavisk 

“A Blascavisk is a word to describe someone as a low self esteem (Mostly Russians) and also has an alcoholic problem but that can’t be fixed for that is the definition of the word, (this can also include drug addicts and people that feel depressed.”
“I Knew a Blascavisk when I was 10 and he died 10 years later.”
Blascavisk by Typed May 1, 2019

Blascatter 

1. To destroy or mess up something
2. A way of saying you'll destroy someone
When I catch you, I will blascatter your face
Blascatter by Dr. Kaybien November 21, 2020

Blascapade

When the two token black people in your friend group start arguing or fighting
Connor: Dude Lester and Sylvester started a Blascapade yesterday!
Blascapade by Argument March 18, 2013

Blasakian 

Someone is described as "blasakian" when they are intrigued in sex and late night hook ups. Anyone can be described as blasakian if they are horny and rude if they don't get sex frequently.
Person 1: Hey that girl over there is totally horny
Person 2: She's so Blasakian

blascaded 

Yo man. You look blascaded!
blascaded by XtraLenged IV September 16, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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