blascak
Blascak is a teacher who is a bald and an autistic cunt, he cries when he is fired infront of all the kids and sucks at showing up on time (Classic Blascak)
blascak by GooGoo_Bars September 19, 2017
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blaschke
A fantastic, internationally recognized super-child, with combined talents consisting of your greatest fear, and Chuck Norris
blaschke by TheModestMouse January 2, 2010
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