Yet another way to get a page up on the internet for free. People visit their own blog every minute to check for activity.
Blogger: I check my blog's hit counter every minute
Standard person: Uhuh and how many visits to your blog?
Blogger: OMG WTF 1440 hits today!!!! w00t!!
Standard person: 60*24 = 1440
Blogger signed off at 4:56 PM
Standard person: Uhuh and how many visits to your blog?
Blogger: OMG WTF 1440 hits today!!!! w00t!!
Standard person: 60*24 = 1440
Blogger signed off at 4:56 PM
by R April 08, 2006
Blogging: If minds had anuses, blogging would be what your mind would do when it had to take a dump.
Random moron:Dude, my brain just took a massive, two-flush blogging!
Me: Shut up, idiot!
<proceed to beat up random idiot>
Me: Shut up, idiot!
<proceed to beat up random idiot>
by death_by_snusnu September 14, 2007
Boring. Consists of uninteresting entries about one's life in a small screen resolution using a ridiculously stupid format and/or loaded with links. Also mandated by law to contain 5 gigabytes of political banners/videos/documents
"Now don't read the blogs Jimmy, don't forget your brother committed suicide after reading those!"
I hate blogs.
"D00d check out my bl0g!!"
*response* "How about you check out the edge of my knife?"
I hate blogs.
"D00d check out my bl0g!!"
*response* "How about you check out the edge of my knife?"
by Crunkonius January 04, 2006
Situation - busy at work;
1 Now's not a good time, I'm blogged.
2 Stop blogging me! Trying to work here....
3 I'd be getting some work done if it wasn't for your incessant blogging!
1 Now's not a good time, I'm blogged.
2 Stop blogging me! Trying to work here....
3 I'd be getting some work done if it wasn't for your incessant blogging!
by feefaa September 01, 2006
(1) Blog posts that re-state the mind numbingly obvious as if it were original and insightful.
(2) Blog posts that rehash ideas within a given vein that have already circulated ad-nauseam, without adding significantly to them.
(3) Blog posts that put forward ideas so fluffy, feel-good or ambiguous that it is impossible to disagree with them, but they don't add value either.
(2) Blog posts that rehash ideas within a given vein that have already circulated ad-nauseam, without adding significantly to them.
(3) Blog posts that put forward ideas so fluffy, feel-good or ambiguous that it is impossible to disagree with them, but they don't add value either.
Many personal development blogs are mostly a compilation of "wisdom" found on refrigerator magnets. We can all agree for instance, that "it's important to be yourself", except when it's more expedient not to be. This is truism blogging.
by Rickter Scale April 25, 2010
The most epic online version of The Joker. It takes place in Arkham Asylum after The Dark Knight. It's a Youtube series. Look it up on Youtube or visit the website to check it out. Scott McClure plays The Joker.
by PenguinPenguinx3 May 28, 2011
A once frequently updated, searched, and visited online journal, now left abandoned by it's creator.
by El Jay Terry January 24, 2009