blister season

Spring. Specifically, the part of spring where you first start wearing heels and sandals without socks.

Judith, do you have a band-aid? Normally I carry some around during blister season, but I just ran out because I'm wearing these snug but gorgeous Manolo Blahniks.

by linguishionista March 29, 2009

Blister Sisters

When a lesbian becomes indoctrinated by a crone mother into the undevine sisterhood of blisterhood. The blisters come from a new hybrid herpes sexually transmitted interaction, but they also spread under the filth of lesbian fingernails. NO DIRECT CUNT BUMPING REQUIRED! The new blisters are taking over their brains similar to toxoplasmosis in animals, and fill them with a horny desire to fuck and spread their filth like dyke zombies.

Yo, the blister sisters are really taking over this side of town.

Haley hasnt been the same since that one doped and fingerraped her in the bathroom of the club.

Yeah, she's a blister sister now.
rip

by TakoTulpa November 20, 2023

Beaster Strain

Commonly referred to as (Beaster Nuggets) or simply (Beasters) is a specific strain of marijuana produced in B.C. Vancouver, Canada in the 1990s. Beasters were smuggled across the Canadian border in bulk by people walking large back-packs into the northern United States in the mid 1990s and into the early 2000s. The name (Beasters) is referring to the B.C. part of the pronunciation while at the same time providing an origin location of the strain. Beasters are truly unmistakable as they only come in one unique form that is obvious due to the pronounced amount of red and orange pistils/hairs that the (Beasters) strain contains. Beasters or (Beaster Nuggets) were mass-produced in large warehouse grow operations in British Columbia Canada in the 1990s. Beasters are a very "low quality" strain with a max THC content of only 12%.

Flavor Profile: Sweet burnt/melted plastic

Smell: Scent is of freshly picked fruit with a hint of oranges

1990s Beasters Price: $50 an 8th $100 a quarter

The (Beaster) (Beasters) or (Beaster Nuggets) Beaster Strain of marijuana holds the worlds record for being the weakest kind bud variety from the 1990s.

by Pro-Circa Pretendies February 23, 2026

Cheesy Blasters

You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza, you've got cheesy blasters!

And then all the kids would say: "Thanks, Meat Cat!", and then he flies away on his, his skateboard.

tina fey 30 rock

You've got Cheesy Blasters!

by spicy banana. January 18, 2010

Millennium Falcon Blasters

When you put 2 fingers in her vagina and 2 fingers in her asshole. Then in a alternating thrusting action like the blasters of the Millennium Falcon from Star Wars, you make laser blaster sounds as well. You can also quote Star Wars while in the sexual act, like:
"Don't get cocky kid!"
"They're coming too fast!"

I was doing the the
Millennium Falcon Blasters on my girl last night and she screamed like a Tie Fighter!

by D.Star January 17, 2009

Gargle Blasters

Loretta's house band in South Park.

Hey, are you going to see the Gargle Blasters?

I dunno, where are they playing?

At Loretta's.

Oh. Yeah! That's in South Park.

I know. It sucks they took out the bridge.

by Doc Maynard November 17, 2010

Sour Cherry Blasters

An artificially flavoured candy thatis made to taste like cherries. For those who are not used to sour things, they can be quite a shock to the tastebuds.

Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Modified Corn Starch, Tartaric Acid, Citric Acid, Artificial Flavours & Colours.

HOLY SHIZNIT! These sour cherry blasters are fuckin amazing! Lets go to the store and buy another pack

by CherryGal July 25, 2008