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Gossamer Are Jeffrey Preston Bezos

by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025

Johng bezos

a famous wealthy person who is very stupid. This character is fictional and is created by kk.

Johng bezos is my IQ friend

by kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk9.0 March 7, 2023

Bezos Bomb

A Gatorade or other plastic bottle filled with piss.

Typically used by Amazon factory workers and delivery drivers when bathroom breaks are severely restricted.

Worker 1: "Man, I really need to use the bathroom. But my manager said I used my one bathroom break for the day."

Worker 2: "Dude, just make a Bezos Bomb."

by Slippin' Jimmy 1960 April 10, 2025