Bennis

“Bennis” AKA “Bennisball” is the latest sport to dominate the Gran Canarian Landscape. Named and Created by Andy Akka & Andy Parle.
This game is not Basketball 🏀

It is not Football
It is not Tennis
It’s Bennis!!!!!!

Court dimensions is half a Tennis court with a Basketball Net at one end and a Five a side goal at the other.

If you are fortunate enough to find a place who did not have enough room for a tennis court and set up as described above then you have found Bennis.
Locations found so far have been in Maspalomas at Parque Nogal.

“Crazy Bennis” involves playing an 18 hole crazy golf setup in a two metre allyway prior to Bennis to decide who starts in goal and who starts at the Basket end.

Rules of engagement:
1st find out who starts with the Crazy Golf
2nd You cannot cross the halfway line until you score to swap sides
3rd Kickoff from Basketball side if you score swap sides
4th if saved and you keep the ball you can shoot from up to the halfway line to score a point. (goals do not count as points, only to swap sides)

Holy shit is that as Bennis Court?

That court looks fucking ridiculous,
Lets have a game :)

by Daflyguy December 21, 2020

a benny

In Derbyshire and Yorkshire (UK) to have "a benny" means to get annoyed.

"My friend threw a benny when she realised I had drank all the beer"

by MM17 December 15, 2008

benny

a tourist that comes to New Jersey in the summer and they wreck our beaches with their trash. :(

That benny really pisses me off, he messes up the beach every summer.

by Stacy May 13, 2005

benny

Acronym used to describe people who visit the jersey shore only in the summer time. Stands for Bayonne, Elizabeth, Newark, and New York, which are the places bennys come from. The typical benny is usually pretty easy to spot. White or orange from fake tan in a can, jeans in the 110 degree weather. Chains, sneakers, socks, even heels at the beach; annoying people who take up locals parking beach and living spaces.

Go Home Bennys..locals only.

by bianca noname March 16, 2007

bennies

The stupid tourists from up north, they increase traffic, pollute the beach (they say it is the locals, the tommies, fault), and all round cause havoc.

Tommy #1: "That guy just did an illegal turn, probably doesn't know where he is going, and just threw trash out his window."
Tommy #2: "Its the summer, the bennies are here"

by Morgulking75 May 24, 2005

benny

An amphetamine tablet taken as a stimulant.

(Kerouac on writing)...and after all what do I really know about it except you've got to stick to it with the energy of a benny addict.

by matt russell June 13, 2006

bennie

one of the derrogitory terms for a summer tourist at the New Jersey Shore. A Bennie is an upsacle version of a shoebie. Shoebies come from New York or Philadelphia with their stuff in a shoe box. Bennies go down the shore for a week, usally with their families and or girl friends. They make a point of showing off by flashing large amounts of cash around, usually $100 bills. This practice has earned them the nickname, Bennie.

Pizza Guy #1: "the nerve of that guy...wanting to pay for a slice of pizza with a hundred dollar bill. Didn't he see the sign, (No Large Bills)."
Pizza Guy #2: "Well its that time of year again. Thats the 4th Bennie we've had this week."

by dpon62 December 3, 2007