beef curtains

the outer vaginal lips,(labia majora, labia minor).

So I hooked up with this chick the other night and when she got naked I saw the biggest set of beef curtains hanging down from her crotch.

by wildwilly75 August 20, 2010

Beef curtains

Vulgar term for the fleshy lips of a vagina that need to be spread for access to the clitoris, while performing cunnilingus for example.

Ask the butcher the price of their beef curtains

by LexLuther85 August 19, 2018

beef curtain

The left hand side flange (vagina) flap

Man, that girl beef curtain is super hairy

by Roo & Jess January 26, 2008

Beef Curtain

The skin around a womens vagina that hangs down after excessive sexual activity with many men and/or objects.

The Beef Curtain hung to the floor.

by Ryan limmingsworth May 22, 2008

beef curtains

the stretched out lips of a nasty vagina that are dark in color.

alot of porn stars have beef curtains to cover their beat up pussys.

by kira l June 21, 2006

beef curtain

labia majora that appear beeflike

I had to slap that beef curtain like I was makin' some steak.

by J-Loco March 12, 2007

beef curtain

Found on VERY obese women, the excess lard that flaps between the abdomen and the knees.

I thought the hoe was wearing a weighted slip under her skirt, but it was actually just her beef curtain!

by McLardy August 31, 2007