beating the meat

playing with your genitals, masturbation.

I like beating the meat.

by Someone August 2, 2003

Homing Beacon

The internal compass that guides the lost warrior home when he/she is too drunk to see straight. More often than not, the individual will have no recollection of how they got home.

Often the homing beacon will activate itself suddenly and without warning, however, it is usually preceded with several minutes worth of vacant staring and the sudden exit of the individual may be accompanied by some grunt or the phrase, 'i have to go'.

- The homing beacon, in an advanced person may also make you stop for food.

A: 'So what, I just stared at the floor, got up, said bye and left? Dude I don't remember sh*t from last night...'

B: 'Yeah man, I'm surprised you made it back OK, that's some homing beacon you got there.'

by funkiermunky January 27, 2012

Unbirthday beatings

Unbirthday beatings are equal to 100 minus your actual age.

These can be given out on any day that is not your birthday, but only once per month per person.

xanthina gives you unbirthday beatings

by xanthina July 4, 2009

off the beaten track

Where tourists don’t normally visit. Somewhere more adventurous compared to popular destinations.

“Ronald hates following tour guides around temples with flags and hordes of other tourists. He prefers to go off alone and explore; he likes to see places off the beaten track, which are not on the main tourist routes”.

by Angela Yang August 5, 2008

beatin cheeks

having sex, the sound when u are serving up a girl from behind

Yo, i was beating those cheeks yesterday

by Rep the VA March 9, 2003

Baton Twirling

A sport involving a metal stick, called a baton. It's a combination of dance and gymnasics, while twirling the baton. It was origionally a men's sport for twirling in front of the marching band in parades but is now open for both genders to participate. Baton twirling is considered a sport in many coutries around the world and, in Japan, the twirlers are treated like famous sports stars. There are different levels of competitions (states, regionals, nationals, worlds). There are different levels and age groups, too.

Baton twirling started by drum majors using batons to keep the beat for the marching band and were commonly twirled to create more of a show for spectators.

by xomaydayox May 27, 2009

beating her back out

To engage in sexual activity, usually in what is often referred to as "doggy-style," in a somewhat violent manner as to cause much volume from your victim, but much pleasure for both parties.

She screamed aloud as she lost her hip control while I was beating her back out

by Mr. P March 1, 2004