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The Beamer

When she calls you racial slurs as she pegs you in the ass.
“Hey what you do last night?” “Oh I did the Beamer last night
by BigNig81 June 3, 2023
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dirty beamer

When you fuck your gun then snipe someone with it from at least 300 yards away as to disrespect that person in every way possible.
Person 1: yo dude did you say that (someone) get dirty beamered looked like a white laser I heard the dudes son killed himself because of it

Person 2: yea dude, I heard the person was a dirty Seth
by Smokey and pen pen fan November 18, 2023
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A Beamer

A Beamer : an B.M.W. A Black Mexican & White American

Not A Derogatory term yet playful slang, amongst fellow friends in describing their friend or mate
Te’Te’ is A Beamer Luxurious ride wink wink, a fine ass, black and white Mexican
by Dadonn February 19, 2025
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High Beamer

Slang for Rolls Royce models under the new BMW ownership
Harvey's High Beamer is the turbocharged V12 so it hauls ass!
by Pinon Hillbilly October 10, 2025
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one-beamer

Someone who’s car only has one headlight because the other one’s bulb is burn out, meant to be used in a negative connotation
Look at that one-beamer; I’m surprised he can see the road at all!
by joshington456 January 11, 2026
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Hans was running from Riggs and Murtaugh just trying to take the Beamer to Tim Robbins house.
by Fishpatty Nelson August 17, 2024
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Beaver Beaver

An improved variation of Slap Bag, originating in Laramie, Wyoming. This game involves one party-goer pulling out a bag of wine, chugging from said bag, then enthusiastically yelling, "BEAVER! BEAVER!" Another party-goer is then obligated to shout out, "Wine Receiver!!!" Once this 'receiver' call is made, the original party-goer must toss, throw, or chuck the aforementioned bag of wine toward the receiver. The receiver will then catch and chug from the bag, shout out "BEAVER BEAVER," and repeat the action in perpetuity until the bag has been fully drained of its contents.
Party Goer 1: <pulls out bag of Franzia Sunset Blush and chugs a reasonable amount of wine>
Party Goer 1: "Beaver Beaver!"
Party Goer 2: "WINE RECEIVER!!!"
Party Goer 1: <chucks the bag of wine in a reckless fashion, barely reaching the vicinity of Party Goer 2>
Party Goer 2: <makes a magnificent one-handed snag after tip-toeing through a gasoline-infused bonfire and reaching between the chairs of two other innocent party-goers>
All Other Party Goers: "Wooooooo!!!!" (while clapping and cheering for Party Goer 2)
Party Goer 2: <chugs a slightly more healthy amount of wine from the bag than Party Goer 1>
Party Goer 2: "Beaver Beaver!"
Overly-Drunken Party Goer 3: "Wine receiver, BITCHES!!!"
Party Goer 2: <lightly tosses a perfectly catchable bag toward Party Goer 3>
Party Goer 3: <reaches for the bag, stumbles, barely touches the bag, and falls face-first into the lush (i.e., dry and yellow) Laramie grass>
<the wine bag falls innocently to the ground>
All Other Party Goers: "Oooooo..." (while snickering and shaking heads in a sign of immense social shame)
Party Goer 3: <gets up, picks of the bag, chugs, and the game continues>
by GrownUpAssMan April 27, 2023
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