beagle pussy

A single guy who spends more time hanging out with his dog than he does getting laid.

Hey Frank, is Joe coming out tonight? No, that dog lady has to stay home and take care of Sparky. He's such a beagle pussy.

by Sandwich Girl July 22, 2007

Regal Beagle

Adjective to describe males who dress and/or act like Larry from Three's Company. The main article of clothing would be the button shirt, open at the top, with no undershirt, exposing chest hair area.

"Those guys think they're the shit, but they're total regal beagles..."

by Brandon Mercury September 27, 2005

Skank Beagle

A a spontaneous insult. Can be used in anyway the user sees fit.

Johnny you Skank Beagle!

by Biscuit Mcoty February 12, 2008

urban beagle

A smartphone app that finds specific events and things to do around a city.

John relies totally on the urban beagle to get around a new city.

by the beagler September 9, 2010

Beagle Hound

A colloquial term for a man with a massive, erect penis who usually barks at the sight of a big booba woman

Man: Look at Jacob, hes such a beagle hound

Jacob: (erect and barking)

by weednosethereindeer January 8, 2022

Apache Beagling

First you must roam the neighborhood and round up (or steal) a beagle. Then, the hard part...locate an willing apache and bring him/her home. Put them both into a room with a one-way mirror, and then you and your sexual partner do whatever they do.

Last night my girl and I were bored, so we decided to mix things up and do a bit of apache beagling. It started out kinda boring but by the third hour things were completely off the sicktor scale.

by cristolin March 7, 2011

weak beagle

The Weak Beagle can not be defined, you can only hope to encounter the beagle so as to make your life that much better,and if you do meet the beagle, speak of him highly for he is the head of the weak beagle committee.

weak beagle's stack chips...dubs

by the jack russell terrier March 14, 2005