A red light district for tiny penised men. UK Prime Minister has been elected based on opening up more opportunities for her followers to earn an income.
Tiny Penised Man: "Times are hard, I might have to join the Beijing Pork Market to pay for heating this winter!"
Tories: "Let's visit the new Beijing Pork Market that's opened up on Downing Street!"
Tories: "Let's visit the new Beijing Pork Market that's opened up on Downing Street!"
by Liz "Pork Market" Truss September 7, 2022

Aubrey: Did you go to that Chinese restaurant last night?
Seamus: Sure did? Had a right Beijing Ring Sting..been .walking like a cowboy all day!
Seamus: Sure did? Had a right Beijing Ring Sting..been .walking like a cowboy all day!
by Bearcake72 January 4, 2019

When a man named Francis sits on his male partners face and passes some steamy gas while singing the succulent tunes of Beijing Opera.
by dutch-smuggler October 4, 2018

by 李丽群 January 26, 2009

He'd come off the beijing burgers his coach had been feeding him, and that explained his deflated physique.
by RawCopper July 31, 2024

A poached egg that's been pickling in a prostitute's vagina for three weeks, soaking in vaginal fluid and said prostitute's piss after she drank nothing but sake for a month
by Alexfuckingpratt January 30, 2023

by Dump truck December 6, 2016
