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Beijing Pork Market

A red light district for tiny penised men. UK Prime Minister has been elected based on opening up more opportunities for her followers to earn an income.
Tiny Penised Man: "Times are hard, I might have to join the Beijing Pork Market to pay for heating this winter!"

Tories: "Let's visit the new Beijing Pork Market that's opened up on Downing Street!"
by Liz "Pork Market" Truss September 7, 2022
mugGet the Beijing Pork Marketmug.

beijing ring sting

A hot Chinese curry, that is as hot coming out as it is going in...
Aubrey: Did you go to that Chinese restaurant last night?

Seamus: Sure did? Had a right Beijing Ring Sting..been .walking like a cowboy all day!
by Bearcake72 January 4, 2019
mugGet the beijing ring stingmug.

Beijing Opera Steamer

When a man named Francis sits on his male partners face and passes some steamy gas while singing the succulent tunes of Beijing Opera.
Francis was giving Jim a fantastic Beijing Opera Steamer after partying all night...
by dutch-smuggler October 4, 2018
mugGet the Beijing Opera Steamermug.
Beijing National Stadium (Bird's Nest/Olympic Stadium)
Beijing National Stadium (Bird's Nest/Olympic Stadium)
形态如同孕育生命的“巢”,它更像一个摇篮,寄托着人类对未来的希望。--shit
by 李丽群 January 26, 2009
mugGet the [Beijing National Stadium (Bird's Nest/Olympic Stadium)]mug.

beijing burgers

Steroids (slang)

See also: juice, gear
He'd come off the beijing burgers his coach had been feeding him, and that explained his deflated physique.
by RawCopper July 31, 2024
mugGet the beijing burgersmug.

Beijing breakfast

A poached egg that's been pickling in a prostitute's vagina for three weeks, soaking in vaginal fluid and said prostitute's piss after she drank nothing but sake for a month
Man, before I go to work I always go to the red light district and buy myself a Beijing breakfast.
by Alexfuckingpratt January 30, 2023
mugGet the Beijing breakfastmug.

Beijing bondage

How do you keep an Asian in bondage?
Answer: Beijing bondage.
by Dump truck December 6, 2016
mugGet the Beijing bondagemug.

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