by ComradeSeagull May 17, 2018
Get the turkish battleshipmug. A Turkish Battleship is a synonym for a pre WorldWar 2 era Soviet Battlecruiser of questionable quality.
A conversation in a Soviet naval base.
-Is that a ship or a floating piece of rubble?
-That's just a Turkish Battleship.
-Is that a ship or a floating piece of rubble?
-That's just a Turkish Battleship.
by ComradeSeagull May 17, 2018
Get the Turkish Battleshipmug. Battleships is a fun interactive group game, where you battle friends and foe in a hard war. In battleships you sit with your legs apart and connect your foot with another person or a group of people. Then the game begins... you must ejaculate on another person but you cannot move so if you ejaculate on yourself or be ejaculated on your out! Last man standing wins.
by Jaffa550 January 3, 2020
Get the Battleshipsmug. When a man is with a lady and just before climax, the man turns off the light, spins around three times, and tries to make into the ladies mouth.
by RichPurpleDucky November 21, 2020
Get the Playing Battleshipmug. Battleships is where you shit in your own hand and throw it over the stall wall, hoping to hit someone, aka "sinking their ship"
by Pig Gobbler October 24, 2023
Get the Battleshipsmug. A woman is floating naked in a pool with her eyes closed. Her man (also naked) goes inside the house and shoves a firework up his ass. He then lites it and runs back to the pool. He sneaks in the pool and lays flat and still. He takes a massive shit in the pool. As the turd exits his asshole, the firework propels the turd under the water straight at the woman, hopefully hitting a hole of his choice. Upon arrival, the man’s torpedo explodes in her, giving her an unforgettable orgasm.
Hey Baxter, can you place another order of mortars for me, I am getting low from my bitches getting so many California Battleships lately.
by Firebird6969 August 14, 2024
Get the California Battleshipmug. by Ken Legend February 21, 2025
Get the Battleshippingmug.