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Baltimore 

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Fucking monsters...
Maybe riot jokes are really fucking monsters.

Only in Baltimore.
Baltimore by Seitan June 11, 2023
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Baltimore 

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The city where you can't understand what people say.
Guy 1 (from Memphis): yeah and where'd you get the haircut from?
Guy 2 (from Baltimore): jittleyang my jittleyute futimanutlesees ooplesnupes
(If you don't understand, search baltimore accent on yt)
Baltimore by Kampełek December 12, 2023
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Baltimore Shuffle

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The act of stumbling around the streets like an idiot after shooting up heroin.
I caught Brian doing the Baltimore Shuffle across the LightRail tracks last Thursday.
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Baltimore Parking Spot 

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A "Baltimore Parking Spot" is anywhere you damn well please as long as you put your hazard flashers on and remain oblivious to the lane of traffic you've just shut down.
Don't worry yo, I'll get me a Baltimore Parking Spot while you go inside and find your stash.
Baltimore Parking Spot by Robert Hawk December 23, 2009
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Baltimore City Shuffle 

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The act of stumbling around the streets like an idiot after shooting up heroin.
I caught Brian doing the Baltimore City Shuffle across the Light Rail tracks last Thursday.
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Baltimore Barber Accent 

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Barber with an accent that makes no fucking sense.
Conversation with someone with a Baltimore Barber Accent
barber: bay boy say he wanted to get his jionmion giggalasnack apaindn a futlmanutinsees, bay boy say say jittleline my jittleyou, bittleyou until a sneeblesnap apens. pongulla ooh Snack you wanna see that attleha barnes monasnacks but no cuttle a snap a snap apns? jouhnallasnsapapns. oohsnayapakayysnns.

kid: Dumfayce!

barber: 你为什么用谷歌翻译这个

kid: gaaah!

barber: asnap akayysnns HnnsnaPaPas nsnns

kid: Get outta my face!

barber: You know you didn't.
Baltimore Barber Accent by Man Jugs February 11, 2022
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