Marcel: Did you make it to Steve's wedding?
Ethan: Yeah, there was so much traffic, I made it by the hairs on my balls.
Ethan: Yeah, there was so much traffic, I made it by the hairs on my balls.
by Oscar Knight January 13, 2013
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I fucked her so hard, she fart on my balls
Hey baby, wanna swing by my place later and fart on my balls
Hey baby, wanna swing by my place later and fart on my balls
by TRexus May 29, 2010
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1. When a girl is riding you and she shits (whether accidentally or intentionally) on your balls. This is considered to be the greatest fear of select men.
2. Can also be said when something unexpected or bad happens.
2. Can also be said when something unexpected or bad happens.
1. Guy 1: This girl was riding me like stallion and her ass aids landed right on my testicles.
Guy 2: Wow... Did you rub her face in it so she knew not to do it again?
2. Shit on my balls I just stubbed my toe.
Guy 2: Wow... Did you rub her face in it so she knew not to do it again?
2. Shit on my balls I just stubbed my toe.
by Berkut143346 May 17, 2010
Get the Shit on my balls mug.The act of annoying me to such an extreme extent that I feel as if you are the painfully tight jockstrap constricting my genital region.
Dude, have you heard Kanye's new album? It's fuckin' legit. Its like he was tryna be 50 Cent and succeeded. Ballin!
Kanye? Legit? Tryna? 50 cent? Ballin? God dammit man, stop jocking on my balls.
Kanye? Legit? Tryna? 50 cent? Ballin? God dammit man, stop jocking on my balls.
by MartinLutherQueen March 27, 2011
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Let's get lost tonight, you can be my black Kate Moss tonight, play secretary on my balls tonight...
by Moosecock82 March 11, 2011
Get the Secretary on my balls mug.the act in which a bitch is sucking your cock and her tits are tickeling your balls while she does it. Feels nice.
by Jeff Hawpee May 4, 2006
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I drunk dialed my ex-girlfriend last night. I always vow to never do it again, but this is the fifth time. Talk about sitting on your balls.
by ElNerdoLoco October 3, 2013
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