Turtle-Baiter

The act of masturbating whilst your busting for a shit so bad it's "Turtle Necking" out of your asshole

"Mate, Gary said he had a Turtle-Baiter in bed last night and he got some on the sheets"

by Flabanaga Noongah July 14, 2024

Dirty Baiter

When you pretend to be a goat while being milked by a 3 beer queen.

My buddy and I went out for a beer and ended up as a dirty baiter

by Iminacultcallmydad April 4, 2020