by wadeaaronroach February 6, 2009
Get the bag of smashed dicksmug. An online entity that usually preys on women and tries to be whitty and clever but fails at all attempts. The Nicky Dick Bag generally derives from the homococksuckulous species.
"Yo bro you see that Nicky Dick Bag getting owned"
"Damn you're such a Nicky Dick Bag"
"Why are you acting lke a Nicky Dick Bag?"
"Damn you're such a Nicky Dick Bag"
"Why are you acting lke a Nicky Dick Bag?"
by ManacondaMofo December 31, 2011
Get the Nicky Dick Bagmug. A term used to describe something disgusting, unhealthy, boring, slow, or unnecessary. Something generally undesirable.
by Kneegrodamus August 18, 2013
Get the Bag of sweaty dicksmug. Adj. The tired feeling of sleepiness after beating off multiplied by an entire bag of beat dicks. ; extreme tiredness
by Bertdogg54 June 18, 2015
Get the bag of beat dicksmug. An instance of extreme elation similar to the felling experienced by a homosexual when trapped in a bag filled with his food of choice.
"I just won the lottery in the middle of a recession and now i'm happier than a fag in a bag of dicks!"
by The Bay Area Stranger April 21, 2009
Get the happier than a fag in a bag of dicksmug. The brutal art of absolutely destroying a man's no-no zone with your shin at such speed and with such a tremendous force, you effectively castrate him.
Person one: Yo man, did you hear that Ethan just got shin bashed in the dick bag by Big Bully Bobby
Person Two: Holy fuck is he ok?
Ethan: *Limps over* AW SHIT MAN MAH BALLS! *Collapses dead on the ground*.
Person Two: Holy fuck is he ok?
Ethan: *Limps over* AW SHIT MAN MAH BALLS! *Collapses dead on the ground*.
by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019
Get the shin bashed in the dick bagmug. Glenn: Do you want to go snowboarding?
Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!
Glenn: Damn, that's tired!
Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!
Glenn: Damn, that's tired!
by Glizzy G December 16, 2008
Get the as tired as a bag of beat dicksmug.