by wadeaaronroach February 6, 2009
An online entity that usually preys on women and tries to be whitty and clever but fails at all attempts. The Nicky Dick Bag generally derives from the homococksuckulous species.
"Yo bro you see that Nicky Dick Bag getting owned"
"Damn you're such a Nicky Dick Bag"
"Why are you acting lke a Nicky Dick Bag?"
"Damn you're such a Nicky Dick Bag"
"Why are you acting lke a Nicky Dick Bag?"
by ManacondaMofo December 28, 2011
A term used to describe something disgusting, unhealthy, boring, slow, or unnecessary. Something generally undesirable.
by Kneegrodamus July 9, 2013
Adj. The tired feeling of sleepiness after beating off multiplied by an entire bag of beat dicks. ; extreme tiredness
by Bertdogg54 June 15, 2015
An instance of extreme elation similar to the felling experienced by a homosexual when trapped in a bag filled with his food of choice.
"I just won the lottery in the middle of a recession and now i'm happier than a fag in a bag of dicks!"
by The Bay Area Stranger April 20, 2009
The brutal art of absolutely destroying a man's no-no zone with your shin at such speed and with such a tremendous force, you effectively castrate him.
Person one: Yo man, did you hear that Ethan just got shin bashed in the dick bag by Big Bully Bobby
Person Two: Holy fuck is he ok?
Ethan: *Limps over* AW SHIT MAN MAH BALLS! *Collapses dead on the ground*.
Person Two: Holy fuck is he ok?
Ethan: *Limps over* AW SHIT MAN MAH BALLS! *Collapses dead on the ground*.
by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019
Glenn: Do you want to go snowboarding?
Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!
Glenn: Damn, that's tired!
Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!
Glenn: Damn, that's tired!
by Glizzy G December 3, 2008