when a person of either sex is performing fellatio, and that person giving said fellatio punches them in the penis before ejaculating. it could be a way of torture, punishment, or in some cases, pleasure.
She was going down on me, then right when I was about to blow, she gave me a bruised banana out of nowhere. She's so full of surprises.
by RedSpectre March 23, 2012
when you dick slap your bitch on the forehead leaving a mushroom shaped bruise. another word for mushroom tattoo
by douglas epley November 06, 2006
From a distance that girl looked really quality but after getting a closer look it turned out that she was a bruised peach.
by jocko jones August 23, 2004
unexplicable bruises appearing on the body, especially on the shin, knee and thigh, after a night of heavy partying. The marks occur at the cooresponding height of the furniture in the home, like cocktail and dinner tables, chairs, doors and door frames.
This morning when I awoke, there were bruises on my shins and knees, and I can't remember how I got them. Must have been a hell of a party to get all of these qualude bruises.
by uncle tim March 16, 2008
You should have seen the way Bruce burst out into tears while watching Lifetime the other day . . . that boy is a bruised fruit!
by Armed & Hammered July 27, 2006
Those obvious body marks on the skin which appear unexpectedly the next day after particularly active sex, but you have no idea how they got there specifically.
by Monty_Pythons August 05, 2009
Noun: Injury sustained from excessive douche exposure
Adjective: The quality of being massively douchey
Adjective: The quality of being massively douchey
"I ended up talking for a half hour to some guy with too much hair gel and a screen-printed dress shirt. I have a nasty douche-bruise."
"David? Total Douchebruise."
"David? Total Douchebruise."
by IDidItFirst! October 16, 2011