Bristol Stomp

To stop one into the ground with your feet.

Don't make me fucking Bristol Stomp your ass mother fucker!!!

by thesensone June 17, 2011

Bristol Funhouse

The act of sodomy with the reciever's face close to a wall, the resultant bumming smashing the reciever's face into the wall repeatedly.

Dude1: Hey, what happened to your girlfriends face?
Dude2: Oh, we are just having adventurous sex, I Bristol Funhoused her
Dude1: Hell yeyah!

by TestSubjectA August 22, 2008

The University of Bristol

A scam, soul sucking shit hole where dreams come to die.

A: hey im going to the University of Bristol next year
B: my condolences

by A Ho has no name December 11, 2020

bristol warriors

An Ice hockey team of gentlemen from in and around the bristol area

the best ice hockey team in the world bristol warriors

by ANDY FROM THE UK August 24, 2006

Bristol, CT

A suburban city located in Hartford County, CT. About 20 minutes from Hartford, poulation around 61,000. Bristol is know primarily as the home of ESPN, and also contains Lake Compounce, America's oldest still functioning theme park. "Bell City" and "Mum City" are are Bristol's nicknames. Atrractions include the Mum Festival, and an annual street fistval with a car show, as well as many parks.

Bristol, CT, is only 20 minutes from Hartford.

by Sicilian Toothpick August 17, 2011

Bristol Rovers

The 'other' football team in Bristol, also known as 'the gas'. Also supported by wurzels

Oi be a gaaas 'ead. Oi be.

by black flag June 03, 2004

Bristol flat

A pure Marijuana cigarette rolled then squashed flat to the roach with any heavy device close to hand compacting the Cannabis creating a perfect burn rate with no side burning.

"What are you doing....!"
"Don't worry I'm making a Bristol flat spliff"
"Wow that burns smooth, and no sideburn"
"I know..."

by ADDSTEAL February 08, 2013