jonker bonkers

When something is so insanely huge, the go to word for describing it is jonker bonkers

guy 1: Did you see that large man eating cheetos and wearing small clothes?
guy 2: yeah, he is totally jonker bonkers

by EDSSmeme February 14, 2018

sussy bonker

when someone is either sucking balls or is just sus

bro what are you doing you sussy bonker

by sussy bonker balls May 13, 2022

bonker head

a silly person; a dork

Daniel is a bonker head.

by bananaheed December 11, 2009

honker bonker

promiscuous girl who engages in sexual congress with a member of the Rochester Honkers baseball team of the Norhwoods League in Rochester Minnesota.

That girl is a honker bonker.

by neffnie swift June 10, 2009

Pudding Bonker

When two or more guys gather to have an orgy only using themselves and pudding cups. Mainly found in people that can't get a date, are too nerdy, or live at home with seven cats.

Guy1: "Dude, I can't find a date for Prom. I'm afraid if I don't go with anyone, I won't get lucky either."

Guy2: "Same here, so lets go have a Pudding Bonker with some other guys!"

Guy1: "Ok!"

by Supa Trupa March 16, 2010

Bat shit bonkers

Used to descrive someone who is over the top crazy, and very annoying.

Are you friends with her?
No, she's bat shit bonkers!

by Frankie Diva Cat August 11, 2010

B*tches be bonkers

An exclamation used whenever someone does something irrational or stupid.

- wtf is he doing?
- well, b*tches be bonkers.

- is she foreal?
- b*tches be bonkers

by .q.2.noname August 25, 2022