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Brain Bleach

Much like Eye Bleach, it is the only cure to when somehting so terribly awful stains your gray matter. Used when Eye Bleach, and steel wool are just not d*mned good enough.
-That's so terrible I need eye bleach!!
-Eye bleach?! I need BRAIN BLEACH!!
by Rupert L. Duffy December 17, 2007
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Justin Beaber

I took a giant Justin Beaber today, it was so big it rippied my ass open!
by Expert on Faygs August 13, 2014
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blabbermouth

a very talkative person--especially one who says things that should be kept secret.
"Don't say anything to Bob unless you want the whole office to know.
Bob's quite a blabbermouth."
by Iyad Mahdood January 26, 2013
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brain bleach

What one might need in order to erase a particularly nasty memory or image.
Dang, there's just not enough brain bleach to get the image of Lucille in stretch pants out of my mind!
by Steve F July 20, 2008
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Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)

A man ejaculates on a woman's dark hair roots and follows this with the wiping of his penis on her eyebrows.
The Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)can only be accomplished with a brunette woman who has attempted to dye her hair blond and presently has dark roots showing through her faux blond hair. Usually, it is attempted in the parking lot of a NY Giants or NY Jets football game while tailgating and drinking excessively.

Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.
by SlimShady600 November 18, 2010
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body bleach

When someone beats there meat and gets there creamy goodness on there black shirt.
Josh has body bleach stains all over that shit.
by cooldude842 July 22, 2010
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Eye Bleach

Something that's needed after searching up or reading about things which turn out to be a bit unsettling or embarrassing to have looked at. The eye Bleach could be pictures that could take your mind off what you just read. Or it can be actual bleach, depends on your preference.
Person; "Bro get me some eye Bleach"

OG, "Why?"

Person; "You don't want to know why"

*Phone sliding into pocket*
by Daniel El Confiado June 19, 2017
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