blacker than the ace of spades

A black guy who is extremely dark like the spade on a playing card. syn: Wesley Snipes

"holy shit, that nigga's blacker than the ace of spades!"

by Professer Awesome September 12, 2005

Blackberry Jam

A people traffic jam that occurrs in subway tunnels and bus stations. Caused by inconsiderate workaholics walking too slow while their noses are glued to their Blackberry device.

I was late for work because there was a Blackberry Jam getting out of the A train.

by bratina August 30, 2005

Mentally Handi-Blacked

When a dark skinned person is so damn stupid that you could easily confuse them for a mentally handi-capped person. Or a black says something super stereotypical of themselves and they don't even realize it.

Dude you are being such a stupid n-word, you should go to a psychiatrist and see if you're mentally handi-blacked

by was379 January 16, 2019

Blackberry Tourettes

Medical disorder resulting in ill-conceived, random, rant-like messages being sent on blackberry or similar pda's. Normal delays caused by lack of proximity to Internet access that hinder senders impulsive natures have been removed with the advent of immediate access to the Internet via Blackberry. Hence, suffers of blackberry tourettes do not think of the consequences of messages before pushing SEND.

"WTF - I just got this message from Fred that makes no fucking sense. He is going to piss off a boat load of people with this. WHAT was he thinking??"

"Dude, it's just Blackberry Tourettes"

by 57raj August 10, 2009

Blackinese

half black .. half chinese

by lee July 20, 2003

BlackBerranoia

A condition that a BlackBerry owner experiences when a certain amount of time goes by and there are no signs of any calls, text messages, IM's, Facebook notifications, etc. and one becomes paranoid and starts to panic thinking that their phone service is cut off.

James: Yo I haven't received any text messages, any IM's, or Facebook notifications in the past 5 minutes...I think Verizon just disconnected my phone service!!

Patrick: man are you serious?

James: yeah this is crazy....oh wait I just got a text message right now!

Patrick: man you just had a case of BlackBerranoia!!

by Douglas GoodBeard June 21, 2009

Blacketball

Similar to basketball, yet without whities

Jim, let's go down to the Y and shoot some hoops.

Ted, we'll just be sitting on the sidelines as the brothers be playing blacketball

by Babygotfront August 9, 2012