darwin award

an award given to somebody who dies or steralizes themselves in a manner that is so stupid and reckless, they actually improve humanity's gene poll by removing themselves from it.

He tried base jumping with an umbrella? He should get a darwin award.

by biotech69 August 14, 2009

National Singles Awareness Day

Also known as Valentines Day. This is the one time of year where you are guaranteed to feel absolutely horrible about yourself because you do not have a significant other. It is the day where you sit around your house in your robe, watch The Notebook, eat a lot of chocolate and think about why no one's attracted to you.

Suzie: *crying cuz Bobby dumped her*
Becky: "National Singles Awareness Day is upon us. Let us watch chick flicks and gorge ourselves with chocolate candy. Somehow this will make you feel better."
Suzie: Ok!

by lauren000007 February 5, 2006

Horse Award

An awrard given to a lady with a very nice backside.

"Nice as Bun B when I met him at the Source awards, girl he had with him, ass could have won the Horse awards..."
From Kanye's 'Last Call'

by Mechanix187 February 3, 2007

Anna Kendrick award

It refers to a girl you don't really notice at first, but then she sneaks up on you and you are like: «I’d totally do her!». Just like that actress, Anna Kendrick; you don't even think about her in 'Twilight', but then you see her in 'Up in the Air' and you realize how hot she is.

In the fist Twilight movie a guy asks Bella (Kirsten Stewart) to the prom, but got turned down by her, so he luck into Jessica (Anna Kendrick). That’s like asking the most average girl in school but finding out that the homecoming queen wants your jock.

1) Screen Junkies (from '2012 screenies awards'): "Congrats Anna, I surprisingly really wanna bone you!"

2) Dude 1: "My new classmate, Amanda is kind of weird. I totally didn't notice her at first, but then I saw her during P.E. class and I totally wanna bone her!
Dude 2: She truly deserves an Anna Kendrick award!

by ViceréFervideChiappe April 14, 2014

Dual Award

A GCSE student who studies three sciences but only receives two qualifications. They are therefore considered inferior.

Harry: How long does it take to do a 30 minute ergo?
Antoz: Are you some sort of dual award?

by rawcox May 7, 2011

Brown Paddle Award

Given to Canada's most notorious and troublesome shit disturbers. These individuals show extreme self interest. They are always self important and almost smart. Many of these potential winners live in the Toronto and Ottawa area. When they move to the western provinces, the exude elitism and continue to push the leftist, trade union, wealth re-distribution agenda instead of pursuing useful work and effort.

Bob was a reporter sent out to the Edmonton Journal, but continued to believe in the National Energy Policy. The boys at the Petroleum Club gave him the Brown Paddle Award for 2005.

by John Whiskeyjack September 8, 2010

MTV Movie Awards

A horrible display where shitty pop culture is awarded to non-deserving artists and actors, who actually cannot act and cannot sing, whatsoever. Also targeted for young, screaming fan girls between the age of 11-19 who love Twilight and are obsessed with odd sparkling vampires.

Person 1: OMG! At the MTV Movie Awards Robert Pattinson won a KAJILLIONZ awards!

Person 2: OMG! YES! And, Miley Cyrus won!

Person 1 and 2: *screaming like fan girls* WE LOVE EDWARD!

by Superwaffle June 1, 2009